Muffin's Blog

|| he/they || call me muffin|| I got an art blog @muffin-puppy

[animentality]

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

How’s it feel to be the funniest person on tumblr?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I give off a certain “traumatized dog that doesn’t know how to even want to be happy or value its existence and autonomy outside of being of service to others” that girls seem to keep hugging me about.

[whereserpentswalk]

*hugs you.

Good girl! ^_^

[triangleguy]

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[no-one-offical]

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[unyieldingsilence]

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[saltmalkin]

dogy

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[maddoppelganger]

[dollsahoy]

It's largely airbrushed! That's why it doesn't look like you expect acrylic to look, if you're expecting it to have been applied with a traditional brush

[pandor-pandorkful]

I love how art programs have spent decades building tools to ape traditional materials and techniques digitally, while at the same time artists have gone ahead and aped the digital funk of MSpaint and bad photoshop in traditional mediums. That's just really fun to me!

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[pitbolshevik]

my super sustainable bmw

[pitbolshevik]

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[muffin-dog]

14. If a = My daughter and b = a then b = My daughter

[memewhore]

[rnavka]

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY FORTH EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

June 5th! EVERY year

*edit: FOURTH I MEANT FOURTH EVER IM SORRY DONT SPIKE ME

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[hotvampireadjacent]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[muffin-dog]

@yaboy-miz is this that cookie game you like

[shirtsthatgohard]

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

It's what he would've wanted

[lindleland]

[trainwrrck]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[kairithemang0-fm]

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