what even

This blog has nothing to do with muffins nor buttons.

[muffinbuttton]

Normal “People”: “Oop, guess I’m hungry! Time to go to lunch!” “Gotta head to the bathroom really quick!”

My mentally unstable self: “I cannot pee or eat until I get this, this, and this done. I have no reason why, but I cannot.”

[intergalactic-ashkenazi-deactiv]

can’t focus on a thing

gotta bounce The Leg

[muffinbuttton]

I literally started bouncing my leg as I read this I feel attacked

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[sarahseeandersen]

[intjint]

3 most certainly NOT yellow

[asktheicexithasnoleader]

Green but not yellow

[intjint]

wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong

[asktheicexithasnoleader]

What color is 3

[intjint]

Turqoise

[red-lantern-deactivated20201007]

so wrong, how dare you, prime numbers are red and you fucking know it 

[intjint]

????? Every number is an individual????????

[red-lantern-deactivated20201007]

primes are red evens are cool odds are warm 

[intjint]

YOOOOOOOOUU

are making shit

UUUUUUuuuuuuuPPPPP

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Me, reading this without grapheme-color synesthesia:

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[muffinbuttton]

My favorite video is BACK

[parakeet]

a bandaid to mend you and your blogs boo boos

[thedoomtrout]

Thank you…

[parakeet]

you’re welcome! give me your credit card number

[greed]

i wish i didnt look like a foot

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[muffinbuttton]

i’m not even 20 yet and this is true

[toocooltobehipster]

[muffinbuttton]

this could be us but u playin 😤

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[gonnamakeitbros2]

[habboheroes]

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[i-love-jazz-deactivated20180418]

[muffinbuttton]

me on a saturday night

[everyday-younglife]

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

[theawesomeadventurer]

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t

[muffinbuttton]

Having anxiety is actually just what it would really be like to be “living life on edge.”