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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
todays bird
Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@atomicvikings
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Then bring me luck
the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work
Reblogging because I really need some good luck
Even if this isn't lucky, potatoes are awesome
Oh hey, we're getting to that time of year that I was at last year when I decided to match with somebody on a dating app whose profiles I avoided on other apps because my instincts told me they sucked only to discover several months into a FWB situation that they sucked
Wish I could tell myself last year to avoid that person and the psychic damage they caused but oh well
Seeing an ex-FWB's dating app profiles pop back up revised and excluding the fact that they have a girlfriend made me wonder if they got dumped, but then I remember they didn't tell me they had a girlfriend until after we hooked up. So I'm guessing they're just out there being shady still.
Me this time last year: I'm a sad virgin crying over my unrequited feelings for an out of state friend and also I delete dating apps when someone asks me out
Me this year: I've got another threesome scheduled with a futanari porn star and her wife, hopefully seeing two other FWBs, and I have a date with a newer person, ALL next week
Update: I am now in a romantic relationship with both the porn star and her wife
Why is it that anytime I encounter someone who calls someone else a gaslighter, they're usually some kind of manipulator that weaponizes therapy speak
Me this time last year: I'm a sad virgin crying over my unrequited feelings for an out of state friend and also I delete dating apps when someone asks me out
Me this year: I've got another threesome scheduled with a futanari porn star and her wife, hopefully seeing two other FWBs, and I have a date with a newer person, ALL next week
Fear and Hunger girls
$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018
Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.
Lady Gaga has been a real one since day 1. When rumors were flying around that she was trans early in her career, instead of saying "that's absurd, of course not!" or something like that, she said, "would it be so bad...? My fans don't care and neither do I!"
something something happy (late) Halloween heres some insane scientific doomed yaoi to celebrate🎊
you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out
I like how the first FWB I ever made, who's also been my longest running and most consistent, is also a good down-to-earth friend whose company I genuinely enjoy. Hasn't made me feel like shit once. 10/10 recommend
The Alastor delusion on tiktok is actually bewildering, like this comment on a video about how sweet and fatherly Alastor is to Charlie
Oh yeah?
This guy?
This guy right here? He's the one singing about guiding her with pure intentions???
Oh this is the face of a man with no nefarious intent to you? An honest, well meaning, all around swell fella??? This is your non-manipulative guy??????
Thinking about last year where I blew off going on a date with an older trans masc so I could get to know an emotionally unavailable femme with a terrible personality, a regret that weighs on me months later 🥴
holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd
they beat jesus with that
certified iconic post
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
