muggleindenial28

Sometimes I do cool things. Mostly I just write. Or talk about whales. Or complain. I'm really nice though, so talk to me! Also I've decided to start taking prompt requests to get my butt writing daily again. So if you've got a plot bunny in your brain, hit me up!

[wlwarhammer]

This may be controversial but the rightside up being the title for the finale bangs

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!

[filmtvtoday]

A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets. TITANIC (1997) dir. James Cameron

[fringesource]

fringe meme: episodes [ 7/10 ] → bad dreams ( 1x17 )

[movie-gifs]

Romeo + Juliet dir. Baz Luhrmann | 1996

[rogueonememes]

[homiesexuallaj]

I’m assuming everyone on this site is going to need this

[kents-clark]

CLARK KENT + being media savvy and totally cool

[aneurins-barnard]

DAVID CORENSWET as CLARK KENT and RACHEL BROSNAHAN as LOIS LANE SUPERMAN (2025) Dir. James Gunn

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[princeofnerds]

[queer-cosette]

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

[bloodstained-butterfly]

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

[rachelkatwalsh]

pov: you fell out of a nautiloid

inspired by that one house md promo image

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[maykitz]

[brightstrangeworld]

at least he died doing what he loved... letting people die by gun violence.

[cilantrhoes]

[animusrox]

[darkseid-deactivated20190806]

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

[nianeyna]

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

[gallusrostromegalus]

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

[the-geeky-fangirl]

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

[andrewdundundun]

what explanation could they need? they found each other.