Mulderphonehome

How To Train Your Dragon, Night at the Museum, X-Files, LOTR, Gravity Falls, V!SMP, Derry Girls, Life Series, Hermitcraft, M*A*S*H*, BBC Sherlock, Stephen King, IT Crowd, most comics where the protagonist is a vigilante, and most vampire media. :) Just another little lad spending too much time online.

[lavenderjellies3]

I HAVE BEEN GOING NONSTOP

Wah I barely made it in time for the smp release, I don’t know how people were so fast 😭

The hades art style is so gorgeous, though I feel I only managed to capture a small percentage of it

[liminalcritter]

champion of the night.

[majickth]

no thoughts, head empty, just mysterious small town au

grian is a journalist who got into some trouble after digging too deep into a missing persons’ case; pearl invites him over to stay in her small town since he needs the peace and quiet. he thinks itll just be a simple vacation, but finds the town and its inhabitants to be far more than they seem.

[call-me-thaumiel]

Pros of wearing a cloak all the time:

Looks cool

Nobody can steal your phone from your back pocket

Billows epically when you walk into the subway and there's a train there

Billows epically when there's wind

You look like a wizard

You feel like a wizard

I once had a pair of little kids come up to me and ask if I was a wizard

Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy

Put up the hood to look mysterious

Hood fits over headphones

Hood fits over big hoop earrings (I don't have these but it's still a bonus)

Perfect if your sleeves are too puffy to fit into your coat

Great for people who have sensory issues with sleeves

Great conversation starter

Great weekend project (if you sew it yourself, which is probably cheaper)

Really warm in the winter (if you use wool fabric)

Keeps the sun off in the summer (if you use a lighter fabric)

SO MUCH FREE SPACE FOR EMBROIDERY

There is a good chance it will boost your self-confidence

Pretty sure it'll do the same with your self-esteem

(Nothing in this life is certain, and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something)

(I think that's how the quote went)

Fuzzy

Cons of wearing a cloak all the time:

none

I have been informed that Edna would be upset

How to be able to wear a cloak all the time:

[the-bedtime-wizard]

As a wizard I approve of this message and would like to emphasize this point:

Doubles as a blanket if you get eepy

Cloak blankets are excellent for impromptu naps

And if you do it right you already have the moon and stars on there

[athena-tomasina]

I made this cloak with my Oma a few years ago and it’s like 5 pounds. Also an excellent blanket.

Ignore the digitally drawn on shirt I really need another picture where you can’t figure out personal details

[mulderphonehome]

I'm now obsessed with finding the phrase, "Let me tell you something." in Punisher fanfics. That line is basically Franks's entire personality at this point.

And, I love how I've seen it used in fics with different emotions depending on who he's talking to (assuring and teasing with Peter vs. full a-hole mode with Matt).

[frozenrose20]

They low-key gave Yelena and Peter the Fanon relationship y'all wanted him to have with Natasha and I think that's kind of funny

But also hear me out Fanfictions where it's Yelena being that one annoying family member always trying to set you up on dates to Peter because she doesn't want him to be lonely anymore with each chapter being a different guy or girl from Marvel

[seizethegay420]

Frank Castle be careful I'm so serious being Peter Parkers parental figure is a dangerous job

[boonjur]

SPIDERMAN BND SPOILERS

[milkypiggybeans]

For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

[pookapufferfish]

Pantheon bats!

I will eventually do the rest of them...

[kettlefishe]

Quick lil pan!scott 💨

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

[savethefirecat]

For those who can’t go to the ocean…. 

…I can bring an ocean to you.

[lynati]

thank you

[portraitoftheoddity]

Adding My Ocean:

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

have some more

[lyrathian]

[the-descolada]

adding my ocean as well

[abandoned-as-mustard]

Not my ocean but my brother’s:

[otabekisautistic]

adding my ocean

[killerandhealerqueen]

A sunset from my ocean (when I used to live in Hawaii)

[coffeeisfortheresponsible]

here are some florida beach pics from your local ninjago loving floridian :))

i wish you all a very hope you get to see the beach one day

[help-the-lesbian]

My ocean that I went to with me and my friends :)

[past-land]

my sea :)

[the-tao-of-fandom]

My sea 🌊

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

I need to see all three of them interact IMMEDIATELY

[purpleangiie]

Spoiler for Spider-Man Brand New Day

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Me, watching Frank Castle pretend to be Spider-Man to help Peter: “Wow, that’s the same guy who once gouged a man’s eyes out, opened fire in a hospital, and then dragged another man’s face through broken glass. He’s funny when he’s chill.”

[wazzappp]

Love Peters absolutely disgusted face watching the documentary about spider life cycles. Primarily because it implies that he's really just NEVER looked into spiders before. Like, molting is pretty basic shit, HOW did he avoid learning about it for so long?? Did he just really not want to even think about his spider-ness that badly?

Dudes coping mechanism is really just 'if I just ignore it the problem will go away'.

[mulderphonehome]

The Tumblr Sexy Muppet Contest is happing now.

This is it. This is what I have been training for. All my years of hard work have finally paid off. I've never felt more prepared for anything else in my life.