I want to believe and all that

The truth is out there and that truth is that Mulder owns booty shorts that say "CRYPTID" in big block letters on the ass

[mulderscryptidbootyshorts]

Hello I'm back and midterms haven't managed to defeat me as of yet

[r1caner]

Hey why are you looking at her like that

HEY WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HER LIKE THAT.

HEY WHY ARE YOU

[mulderscryptidbootyshorts]

Bc he in luuuuuuuuurrrrvvvvv

[giroshane]

These types of posts have been bringing me inordinate amounts of joy, so I decided to attempt my own (credit where credit is due, the majority I've seen have been made by @rosenkranz-isnt-dead, fucking incredible thank you for your service)

Bonus:

[mulderscullyarchive]

[thexxit]

His face at the realization that she doesn’t know. 

[gaycrouton]

“If The X-Files was a 90s anime.”

credit: MabooCraboo on imgur

[mulderscryptidbootyshorts]

I LOVE IT

[skelavender]

milder

[skelavender]

MULDER. MUKDER. I WAS TRYING TO BLOG ABOUT MYLDER

[skelavender]

FUCK

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

THE X-FILES 6x19 The Unnatural

[vamptime-bb]

i relate to Scully because like yeah... i too would rather have a 7 year charged friendship than ever own up to sexual or romantic attraction. let's have a baby but platonic and I'm also in love with you. she gets it.

[moonkairos]

look i think men screaming and calling it good acting is so dumb. BUT. when scully shows back up at the hospital and mulder takes one look at her and loses his mind? acting. should have won an award. goddd he's so crazy

[spookytheory]

[bakedbakermom]

God help the person who asks me this question. It's a love story. It's a horror. It's a comedy. It's an exercise in frustration and confusion. It's playing faith against science against science fiction and realizing there's room for all of them. It's taking two minutes to fall in love and seven years to realize it. It's laughing in the pouring rain and crying in the hallway of a hospital and flicking sunflower seeds out the window as you speed down the highway, two as lonely as one, who wouldn't change a single minute.

[television-overload]

Am I doing this right

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the best part of each x-files episode is waiting for the end to see who's gonna do the sign off report cause when it's scully it's usually something like "once again, despite my partner's opinion to the contrary, i cannot confidently say that there is any scientific basis to the theory that alien ghost blood was responsible for the disappearance of the crack in the liberty bell" meanwhile if it's mulder we get gems like "are we alone in the universe? what does it truly mean to be alone? did bigfoot fuck the speaker of the house? as always i am left with more questions than answers and don't know who to trust and i think scully changed her shampoo and..."

[rare-basement]

help lmao

[hauntedinnoirfilter-deactivated]

I think about this daily. Idk why but it just circles my brain like birds when someone bonks their head.

[rachelthescrub]

Mulder: breaking through a glass door with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER

Time traveler: setting a FIRE (albeit with a super accelerator)

Mulder: oh no whatever could I do to stop this

[psychicpinenut]

“Dear Diary: Today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.”

THE X-FILES: TREVOR

[mulderscryptidbootyshorts]

Pillowtalk? In the MORGUE??

[ngalitzine]

EVERY MSR KISS: Bonus → “The X-Files: Fight The Future” (Alternate Hallway Scene) (1998)

[mulderscryptidbootyshorts]

THIS IS CANON YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MIND