welcome to chaos corner, how may I help you??

I follow no discernible theme, this is just madness

[cellamare]

[everythingfox]

“At my local vet, their house cat kneeds the guests while their cats are with the doctor.”

(Source)

[geniusoflove]

subway woman stick

[geniusoflove]

everyobes so fucking nosey

[glumshoe]

I’ve always been a talented scientific illustrator

[draconym]

Unappreciated in our time

[glumshoe]

your porrot can be boyfriends with my parry

they can eat seebs together

[draconym]

seeb eating boyfriends

[beardedmrbean]

[tench]

An orb pondering time for @maria-ruta 🔮✨

[shabbytigers]

get out

[catcrumb]

babies two

[hellobendykitty]

@pangur-and-grim

[pangur-and-grim]

[ferretteeth]

i wanted to share maybe the funniest thing ive ever read with you guys

[xignis]

baikal seals look like if you do so much as breathe a single molecule on them theyll disintegrate into a small puddle of tears

they look like they make the laminated sheet wobble sound unprompted and constantly

[mcdonaldschina]

“only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid reddit memes

[lgbtpolitics]

Really though, remember the woman who sued McDonald’s because their coffee was hot and everyone took the piss out of her and a bunch of other people who sued corporations for a “silly” reason and then it turned out most of them were right and entirely harmed by the company and they were just turned into a joke by the company propaganda machine?

Imo the current obsession with mocking anyone who asks for a refund, returns something or god forbid wants to talk to a manager is just the second version of this. Companies will cut corners wherever they can and mock you when you complain.

[ruffboi-mags]

Yesterday my pizza order got to me cold and missing my soda. When I asked about both from the driver he said he couldn’t go back for the 2L because he was technically a door dash driver. I called the store and it turns out when they’re slammed (which they had been), they get door dash drivers to help with delivery to help them catch up.

So I spoke to the manager, assured her that I wasn’t angry, just kind of frustrated - part of why the pizza was cold was that door dash drivers don’t have the heat retaining delivery bags the actual delivery employees of the pizza place get, and because he wasn’t an employee of the pizza place the driver wouldn’t be going back to the pizza place and couldn’t get my soda.

And the manager said she’d get her first driver going in my direction to bring by the soda, and offered to give me a credit for the pizza being cold, and we pleasantly ended the conversation.

Because it’s okay to say “hey, this isn’t what I was told I’d be getting”, you just have to be polite and reasonable about it.

[kyraneko]

This. Vast difference between “having a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide what’s been paid for” and “abusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.”

[hapalopus]

I got two very expensive entomology books for christmas. Each book had two (2) pages that were glued together, and I destroyed them completelytrying to fix it. So I called the book shop and explained my situation and they didn’t even ask for proof that the books had been faulty. They just wanted the receipt, and then sent along two new books completely free of charge. Didn’t even have to pay shipping

Polite complaints - especially over the phone, but emails can work too - can literally save you so much money and so much pain.

[gifak-net]

[zenkitty714]

IT’S SO WRONG

[thewightknight]

look at the cat’s tail!  it totally thinks it’s a dog

[ee-chloe]

It cute

[pharmaicys]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

This cat is extremely well trained! They don’t however believe to be a dog - cats will lash their tails when they are stimulated. This cat is thinking hard and focused on the treat and the behaviour it is asked to do. They are trying to let the excited energy out somewhere.

I love this video so much. You can absolutely teach cats tricks!!

[ampervadasz]

[shintox]

This man’s even wearing gloves so his sweetly hands don’t slow his swipes down..

[bazemayonnaise]

once went to a japanese arcade and a man watched me play the taiko (drumming) game, gave me a little applause, and then started his game, pulled out a set of custom drum sticks from a bag that held several different weights and then proceeded to play faster than the speed of light.

[memewhore]

[generalb]

Doc Ock thought process

[lightlimes-deactivated20180921]

pictures where the sea and sky are no longer distinguishable

[lindirs-gaze]

lesbian rates the fellowship as women

she looks like the secondary protagonist of a jane austen novel. spends a lot of time reading and is very close with her (also unmarried) female friends. 8/10

she’s a farmer’s daughter or a huntress. hair is impractically left down but when she aims her bow and arrow at you she’s too damn gorgeous. 7/10

looks like the one woman in the group of guys for an action movie. has a lot of impressive martial arts scenes with way too many cuts that leaves you feeling horny and disrespected at the same time. 6/10

she’s definitely an elder for the younger lgbts in minas tirith, and strong enough to beat the shit out of any homophobe, transphobe, etc. 8/10

these are the same picture. 4/10

she’s the younger sister of the main love interest, always knows what’s going on  and ready to pop in with a witty comment. 7/10

would. 9/10

this looks like cate blanchett kind of? 6/10

based faceapp kept the beard. she’s mysterious and wise but she pulls you in all the same. 7/10

[gay-pippin]

[lindirs-gaze]

gollum looks like she attacks paparazzi on sight and would make eric andre break down on his own show. 6/10

[teaboot]

Pull the Fucking lever, kronk

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

[torohs]

[the-lost-alchemist]

Memento Mori

[marshals-2]

Come on man McMento Mori was right there