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Chekhov's pistol
Remember, switching to your sideplot is always faster than figuring out how to advance the main one.
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you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
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I think there are 3 important things to know about me, tumblr, and Gilgamesh:
I have not yet read The Epic of Gilgamesh
My favorite Gilgamesh-related quote, which I have saved as an image on my phone is
3. My second-favorite Gilgamesh-related quote is
They saw the wonder in your eyes.
You didn't know it was something you needed to protect back then.
How could you?
You were so small, and the world was New. Everything was a first time for you, and you dove into it with aplomb.
Then they decided to use it. It was to help you, they said. A half-truth.
They cut away at your wonder with efficiency and regulation and with never-ending cruelty. They taught you that wondering would only burden you with more knowledge of the tragedies lurking beyond your understanding.
But you deserve better.
You deserve to see the world as it is, and as it can be.
To paint the sky with laughter and color, to dig for mysteries beneath your feet, to ask "why?" and be told something that changes your whole world.
When is the last time you danced in the rain, instead of scowling at it for disrupting your schedule?
When is the last time you drew your dream bedroom, the kind with all manner of impossible features?
When is the last time you laughed, a full, deep-belly kind of laugh, the kind that has you clutching your sides as you wriggle on the ground?
When is the last time you gasped at something amazing?
You can still do those things, you know.
If you chose to. If you missed how it felt. You can feel them again.
Learn to smile at things that you don't understand.
Laugh at the little details that your senses skipped over.
Wonder, little one.
i mean, it's not all bad, the budding wings (yet to grow strong or large enough to break through the skin of your back like cracking an eggshell tearing open all your layers, destroying the past you, leaving you red and raw, and flinging blood into the air and all around you making a mess of everything) do look really cute pressing into the not quite transparent layers of skin that still trap them. i mean they look really uncomfortable, but it's cute at least.
Sister can never figure out how to light the bowl by herself, she needs her sister who's been smoking far longer to light it for her. She can't seem to hit it in time after sis lights it and it keeps going out. She needs sis to fill the chamber for her, but something about the smoke standing still makes her cough so much. She needs her sister to pass the smoke to her with her mouth. She doesn't wanna waste any weed of course, so better make sure there's a good seal of her sister's lips on hers.
Pretty soon, stoner sis just goes straight to kissing weed to her useless sister.
why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i donât agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
being so bratty to the point she grabs my chin forcing my mouth open for her fingers to make their way into my mouth, immediately shutting me up as she watches my brain go completely empty, eyes full of desperation for more..
astronomy and physics is so humbling here's some facts to make you feel real small and insubstantial:
of all the mass in the universe, 85% of it is in the form of Dark Matter, which is a phenomenon where we observe that there is a substance that interacts only gravitationally (and thus can not be seen) that makes up most of the mass of galaxies. Only 15% of the universe's mass is in baryonic matter, like, chemical elements and stuff. The kind of matter we're made of.
99.9% of the baryonic normal matter is plasma, a kind of ionized gas which is rare on Earth. It is found in stars and nebulae. 0.1% of the normal matter is in the familiar states of gas, liquid, or solid.
Most normal matter in the universe is hydrogen or helium, made during the big bang. The rest, which astronomers call 'metals' regardless of their chemical properties, is about 1% as much as the hydrogen and helium, and is the result of stars producing heavier elements in their cores and then casting them out into space at the end of their lives. Aside from the hydrogen in the water in your body, you are metals (in the astronomical sense.) The Earth is almost entirely metals (in the astronomical sense.) We're the dusty leftovers of dead stars.
Even just looking at the hydrogen plasma alone, the majority of it is invisible and almost undetectable because it's just incredibly sparse intergalactic nebulae.
The overall density of normal matter in the universe is something like a drop of water in a billion cubic miles. At any given random point in space, other galaxies would not even be visible without powerful telescopes.
Atoms are mostly empty space. Like. 99.99999% empty space. The distance between the nuclei of atoms and their electrons is vastly greater than the size of the nuclei.
Most of the mass of protons and neutrons is in the form of massless particles called gluons which glue together the quarks that make up protons and neutrons. Only a small fraction of the mass of atomic nuclei are due to quarks. The rest is just massless gluon particles travelling at the speed of light as photons do, just kinda imbuing the proton and neutron with mass by virtue of good ol' E=MC^2.
The time that has passed since the beginning of the universe is about 13,800,000,000 years. The time until the last star dies is about 100,000,000,000,000 years. The time until the effective end of the universe due to the heat death is about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. During almost all of that time there will be no stars, no galaxies, and no planets. There would be only solitary black holes. We are existing in the first instant of the universe, the first flash of light before the long long dark.
We are but specks in a vast and uncaring universe. Well, almost uncaring. A tiny bit of it cares a whole awful lot. And maybe that's enough.
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