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[multiuniverstheory-blog]

Okay so

Why doesn't anyone talk about how in the first book Harry straight up KILLS professor Quirrell

[pr1nceshawn]

Aliens.

[angryinkeddrunk]

STOP THIS

[trapezelove]

4 guys from school do the Mean Girls dance.

[ocean-mindedyouth]

yea guys at my high school were never that cool

[feistyfrank]

this is amazing on so many levels

[maitrebate]

the guy playing cady has been waiting for that his whole life

[pheels-shipper]

This is so great. I needed this

[drapyart]

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

[redshiftsinger]

Also helpful if someone is in a situation they may not feel like talking out loud about their problems is a viable option (for instance if they live with a douchecanoe who would mock them for seeking help)

[oknope]

my diet plan: - make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

[wlwaluigi]

diet plan update: - crap i just ate all of the cupcakes 

[dekuhornet]

he was older than me when i read the titans curse & now im older than him. coolio

[belfryduck]

[a-very-potter-tumblur-blog]

Never not reblog.

[harpomarxs]

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

[asinheavenasinhell-deactivated2]

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

[fatallyblonde]

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

[fullofbeansandspunk]

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas: 

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

[nautilidi-deactivated20130605]

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

[ramblinprose]

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

[theawesomeadventurer]

Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.

If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.

[milkfond]

When throwing a punch:

[dynamic-ideation]

reblog to save a fuckin life

[chickenstab]

happy new bears!!

[chickenstab]

wait no don’t reblog this i meant years

[prospitdreamer-blog]

[multiuniverstheory-blog]

Eddie Redmayne: [exists]

Me: :)

[multiuniverstheory-blog]

Harry Potter Themed Asked

HOGWARTS/PLACES:

1. Hogwarts: Where's your favorite place in the world?

2. Sorting Hat: What Hogwarts House would you place yourself in?

3. Griffindor: Talk about a situation where you had to be brave.

4. Ravenclaw: What's something you're good at?

5. Hufflepuff: Talk about someone that you are loyal to.

6. Slytherin: Talk about your greatest ambition.

7. Diagon Alley: What is something you've always wanted to buy?

8. Ministry of Magic: What would be your dream job?

9(3/4). Platform 9 and 3/4: What's something that's always seemed impossible to you?

10. Hogsmede: What's the best school trip you've ever been on?

PEOPLE/CREATURES:

11. Harry Potter: Talk about a challenge you've overcome.

12. Ronald Weasley: Talk about a friend you once/still have.

13. Hermione: What's your favorite book?

14. Luna Lovegood: Do you believe in any superstitions?

15. Neville Longbottom: Talk about a fear you've overcome.

16. Ginny Weasley: Talk about someone you've admired.

17. Draco Malfoy: What's something you regret?

18. Fred and George: Talk about a time you pranked someone/were pranked by someone

19. Dobby: What's a cause you're loyal to?

20. Hedwig: Would you bring an animal to Hogwarts? If so, which one?

CLASSES/SPELLS:

21. Astronomy: What's your favorite object in the night sky?

22. Potions: Talk about someone you initially mistrusted but proved to be cool.

23. Quidditch: What's a hobby you enjoy?

24. Transfiguration: If you could be an animagus, what form would you take?

25. Defense Against the Dark Arts: What would you guess your patronus is? Why?

26. Divination: Talk about a dream you've had within the past week.

27. Muggle Studies: Name one muggle item you'd take to Hogwarts.

28. Care of Magical Creatures: Unicorns, Dragons, or Hippogriffs?

29. History of Magic: What's your opinion of Merlin?

30. Herbology: If you could grow any plant, real or not, what would it be?

MAGICAL OBJECTS/SPELLS

31. Nimbus 2000: What's something you've always wanted?

32. Wingardium Leviosa: What's something you had initial difficulties with?

33. Boggart: What's your greatest fear?

34. Invisibility Cloak: What's something you've wanted to hide from?

35. Polyjuice Potion: What's something you wished you could change about your appearance?

36. Amortentia: What would your amortentia smell like?

37. Marauder's Map: If you could have a secret passage in your house, where would you want it to lead to?

38. Time Turner: If you could go anywhere in Time, where would you go?

39. Mirror of Erised: What do you think you'd see in the Mirror of Erised?

40. Deathly Hallows: If you had the choice, would you pick, the wand, the stone, or the cloak?

MISC:

41. Bertie Bott's: What's your favorite candy?

42. Parsel tongue: What language would you love to speak?

43. Olivander: Describe your wand.

44. Ghosts: Who's your favorite ghost/poltergeist in the series?

45. Miranda Goshawk: If you could invent a spell, what would it do?

46. Goblet of Fire: If you had the chance, would you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

47. Room of Requirement: What sort of Room would you want to see in the Room of Requirement?

48. Gilderoy Lockheart: If you could live the life of a book character, who would you pick?

49. Fidelius Charm: Who would you pick as your secret keeper?

50. Pensieve: What memory would you love to relive?

[flandelle-deactivated20180712]

🐶 unmute

[neohumanityblog]

Save up to 70% at http://YourLifeSolution.com

[neohumanityblog]

This is just great advice.

-YourLifeSolution.com

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

Why do Americans call ‘Richard’s ‘dick’ and ‘Robert’s ‘Bob’ I don’t get it

[sansa-serif-deactivated20151128]

I can explain this! Richard and Robert are English names originally, and for a while, rhyming slang was a quite common in Cockney English. Basically it’s just nicknaming shit with random words that rhyme with it. So you’d call the stairs “apples and pears” or the telephone the “dog-and-bone”. So as Rick is slang for Richard, “Dick” became slang for “Rick” because, well, it rhymed. Same goes for Rob and Bob. This construction has all but fallen out of use, and Dick and Bob are the final hangers-on of this weird little trend.

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

OHHHHHHHH. I learn something new every day I’m on here.

[nobodylovesringostarr]

IVE ALWAYS WONDERED THIS

[piningjohn-deactivated20150116]

When you think about it, the pink lady scene in asip is hilarious because Sherlock is like “so hot army doctor what can you tell me about this corpse” and John is like “it dead” and Sherlock is like “this is the most incredible thing someone has ever said, thank god you aren’t as incompetent as Anderson, I’m taking you to my fav restaurant”

[shelbys-advice-blog]

Calming masterpost:

crisis/urgent support lines and sites

hotlines/crisis lines for depression, domestic abuse, alcohol and drug abuse, teens, pregnancy, lgbt and more

mental support community - a forum where you can post that you are in a crisis right now and need peer support as soon as possible

imalive crisis chat - online one-on-one chat for if you’re in at risk of hurting yourself etc

self harm alternatives

si urges alternatives

relaxation/anxiety relief

do nothing for two minutes

interactive silk art

guided relaxation

watch a dream

100,000 stars

thisissand - create sandscapes on your screen with your mouse

calming gif

the quiet place project

the quiet place - find some quiet

the thoughts room - a super calm page to unburden yourself from bad thoughts

the comfort spot - a place for anonymous venting with out anybody judging you for who you are

the dawn room - my personal favourite, especially good for when you feel alone

know that it will be okay - when a moment is too hard for you - come here.

music and sounds

my anxiety relief playlist - on 8tracks

my positivity/recovery playlist - on 8tracks

‘stay strong’ playlists - on 8tracks

coffee shop sounds

rain sounds

calmsound - nature sounds

rainycafe

comfort food

one minute cookie in a mug

brownie in a mug

several cookie recipes

25 hot chocolate recipes

loads and loads of snacks - 533 quick and easy recipes for a range of snacks on studentrecipe

lots of different in-a-mug recipes

chocolate pudding in a mug - my personal fave (lil tip: add mini marshmallows for extra gooey yumminess)

advice and tips

how to be okay with yourself

25 resolutions

life hacks

more life hacks

a hella ton more life hacks - so many life hacks dude soon ur gonna never have a day-to-day stress again

school masterpost - school sucks so bad but hopefully this can help ease the stress

how to love yourself

how to bypass restricted wifi omg

alleviate menstrual cramps

boost your confidence

love yourself!

self help after anxiety

stop biting your nails

stop procrastinating

stop skipping breakfast

videos and movies

cure to sadness (video)

the movie blog - a blog dedicated to movie masterposts you will never be without a movie to watch again

cute roulette - THE BEST PLACE ON THE INTERNET ITS LITERALLY JUST A HUGE ROULETTE OF VIDEOS OF CUTE ANIMALS WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT FROM LIFE

random acts of kindness caught on film

disney movies

movies for angsty teens

distractions etc

rice questions - answer simple questions and donate free rice to people in poverty!!

click to give - just click a button to donate (it costs nothing) food to animals shelters, people in poverty and homeless veterans; mammograms to fight breast cancer; therapy for people on the autism spectrum; alzheimer’s and diabetes research; a book to a child; protect wildlife habitat

break something - good for anger

loads of cute games

how to make a blanket nest

learn something new - a masterpost of hobbies

exercise like a superhero

nice words

things to do when your sad

slap a bald guy with an eel - this is ridiculously entertaining

watch a dog lick your screen - it loops, so you could literally watch for hours if you want

calmingmanatee

daily puppy

how to make a comfort box

download free books

extras

emergency compliment!

lots of compliments - they even include ur name aw

huge list of bloggers who have put themselves forward as willing to listen/chat without judgement

getting anon hate?

:) tag - all the posts that i’ve tagged for making me happy

7cupsoftea - free, anonymous, confidential talks with trained listeners

get a hug

Calming songs, playlists and instrumentals:

Sing Me to Sleep

The Boulevard of Broken Dreams

Boost your Mood (peppier and happy songs)

The Driving Mixtape

Study

Summer Nights

It’s Going to be Fine

Calm & Collected

Once Upon a December - Piano (song)

Clair de Lune (song)

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress (song)

Calming/distracting Websites

The Quiet Place

Rainymood.com

Calm.com

Soundrown.com - calming sounds to mix and match

A website to distract yourself

A recovery masterpost

A post of interesting things

Ungruntle yourself

Press a magic button and fix everything

Play cute games

Almost every movie your little heart desires (i suggest you use with adblocker)

How to love yourself

A website that compliments you

Crafts and activities, easy and fun DYI projects

Glitter calm jars

A list of things to do to curb anxiety

Make a blanket nest

Silky summer legs

Lots of food recipes; mostly desserts  

For bad days masterpost

Make some microwave snacks

Five minute fudge

Make a phone case

A bunch of hobbies!

Self care list!

Pretty gold-dipped feathers (for decorating or anything)

What to do when:

You’ve been triggered

You’re having an anxiety attack

You’re having a panic attack

Your face is red and puffy after crying

You just had a fight

You hate yourself

You want to avoid being stressed

You want to get over your ex

Meditation and breathing

Guided Meditations

Do Nothing for 2 Minutes

Calm Down

Meditation Tips

90 second relaxation exercise

Simple things

Pretty Tree

When You Feel You Have Lost Everything

See Some BLOOD

Press a Button to Make Everything OK

Calming Manatee

Calming Gif

Make Something!

Jump into a Sofa Fort!

Make a Comfort Box

Glitter Jar Or This One

Other Nice Things

A Page To Help You Recover!!!

Coping Skills & Distractions

The Quiet Place. Shhhhh

For When You’re Upset

The Nicest Place on the Internet

Player 2

10 Most Relaxing Online Games

Talk To Someone That Will Listen

Not Having a Good Day?

How-to Love Yourself

Ground Yourself X X  X

Mood Chart

Do Nothing For Two Minutes

Rainymood

The Comfort Spot

Weave Silk

Seed Plant Breeder

This Is Sand

C.A.L.M

Calming/Relaxing Music:

Soft Piano: x, x, x, x, x

The Sound of Waves: x

The Sound of a Storm + Waves: x