Average Life Enjoyer

Hi. I'm Jerry , 26. ART TAG: #my art

[monometalloid]

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[akelig]

brotherputrid -> Akelig

[bloodclotbitch]

[bruzum]

[good-pic]

[snafooey]

As a thank u to @bakedbeanz I tried to doodle their kid tumble w Monty and Benny 😭🥺❤️ they are so cute to draw just a regular nuclear family a man his son and his friend….

[squeaksterr]

[evilvillain123456789]

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

Woke remake of no country for old men called yass cunty for young women

[zeffdakilla]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[ceaselessims]

KIM KITSURAGI — "I do not like women, Harry."

RHETORIC [Easy: Failure] — Kim Kitsuragi is a misogynist.

[yessixeveryday]

Day 11: Bedtime

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Dornal The Suspicious

Skill: Knowing That It Will Happen But Not When

Quote: Hmmm.. Is something... Happening?

[newyorkkiss]