Penny: the mage is using you
Professor Bunce: the mage is up to no good
Baz: the mage is a horrible person
The Old Families: the mage is evil
Simon:

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Penny: the mage is using you
Professor Bunce: the mage is up to no good
Baz: the mage is a horrible person
The Old Families: the mage is evil
Simon:
Can we all appreciate her acting?
birdbox starters.
▸ you have to do every single thing i say or we will not make it. understand! ▸ uh ... asshole. i was listening to that. ▸ god, why does your voice get high when it gets excited! ▸ wow. such venom. ▸ loneliness is just incidental. it’s really about people’s inability to connect. ▸ can you move! i need you to move. ▸ too bad we’re not horses. ▸ poor us. we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine. ▸ go, go, go, go, go, go! ▸ i find it comforting to focus on the wrong things. ▸ you gotta let me just drive. you’re freaking me out. seriously, just let me do it. ▸ what the fuck is what! what are you looking at! ▸ what did you see! talk to me. ▸ keep your eyes down. ▸ i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. ▸ the only thing that will happen soon is we’re all gonna die soon. ▸ we are so fucking fucked. ▸ it’s end game, man. ▸ hey, hey. why don’t we sit back down! ▸ is anybody out there! can anybody hear me! hello! ▸ get down! get down! get down! ▸ okay, i know you’re scared. listen, there’s no need. ▸ that’s not a fucking speed bump! ▸ fuck that. where’s the booze! ▸ i had an interesting childhood. ▸ you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die. ▸ well, here’s an argument : we’re not assholes. ▸ please. please, let me in. ▸ in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead. ▸ i hope there’s more. ▸ did you hear that? ▸ you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me? ▸ if something happens to me, do not try and help me. forget about me and try to save yourself. ▸ we really loved meeting you. now, fuck off. ▸ it’s not a story. it’s a lie. ▸ surviving is not living. ▸ you know what i saw? at the top of the tree? ▸ i’m not leaving you. ▸ hold tight. don’t let go. we’re gonna be okay. ▸ good job. get up. stand up. ▸ it’s not real, it’s not real, it’s not real. ▸ do not take off your blindfold! ▸ i have so much i want to show you. i have so much i want you to see. ▸ we have to do it together, okay? ▸ it’s too loud! it’s too noisy! ▸ i’m going to get you some dry clothes.
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Me trying to avoid all the Endgame spoilers like...
Johnny in Birdbox
Birdbox demon: *honks a car horn*
Johnny:
the Birdbox hype might already be over (who am i kidding ITS A DEAD MEME) but can guys just imagine the morbid jokes and memes in that universe like:
“ughhhhh, i wanna take off my blindfold. THIS TEST IS SO HARDDDDD”
“What the sight, Rachel! You broke my walking stick!”
“oh my monster/creature/whatever you call the thing in birdbox, this seeing-eye dog is sooooo cute!”