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[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

[weresoul]

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

[thatpreciousthing]

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

[answrs]

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

[goblinposts]

no talk me if you have hate in your heart for the fruit of the cow 🧀😤

[orcposts]

dont call it that.

[goblinposts]

bro you literally call your cold cuts "slommy"

[orcposts]

that was supposed to be between us

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[kosmogrl]

[targetedknowledge]

[meangirlnurse]

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

[decapod-of-the-day]

Decapod of the day: Urocaridella pulchella

[kathyack-blog-blog]

(from Don Quixote)

[valtsv]

insane unsolicited notification i just got that took me way too long to realise was about the michael jackson movie and not a five nights at freddy's jumpscare

[valtsv]

benefits of using 10 different kinds of adblocking software and exclusively pirating media: you start receiving marketing from the creepypasta universe

[depsidase]

[segamascott]

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

the year is 2145 and historians painstakingly research the origins of a god of shame and humiliation who could turn dogs into mustard gravy

[warningsine]

[pirateprincessjess]

Shower Surge to a friend and her first reaction was to send me a picture of goofy from kingdom hearts. I don’t know how to process this

[gingik]

shrimp is a trans allegory because she is only being valued because of her abilities tof ry rice

[wiles-art-blog]

It's make a terrible comic day.