you're only as good as your dirt

Ross - 27 - Aotearoa - Pākehā - They/It - ask for any tags! - if you don't like bugs, BLOCK ME NOW - NO BIGOT SHIT

[stitchposts]

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

[kyuubiskeeper]

Saw Tekkonkinkreet in theaters. I can die happy now.

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

Its nuts no one has pointed out the massive plotholes in Phineas and Ferb.

First of all, its not Summer in June, its Winter. How could they have missed this?

Also, there aren't 104 days in the Summer holidays (you can't make me say vacation), its only 6 weeks.

[victusinveritas]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

[saejima-nyan04]

we all had a pjackk dead wife flashback today

[pusong-mangga]

[animals-with-fan-art]

This counts as fan art

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[mqxim]

1989 Nissan Snail

[traegorn]

Y'all.

It's not a "Nissan Snail."

Nissan gave it a much better name.

It's a Nissan S-Cargo.

[ainawgsd]

Okay, but it has a snail on it's mudflap!

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

@drukhari

[kaylmao]

[necromancelena]

my "im an Anomalocaris i do my best" voice i do whip out as a party trick though and i get kind of annoying about it. wait fuck i copied the indentation with it now everyone's gonna know i copy pasted it because i was too scared id misspell anomalocaris without it.

[patheticmosasaur1]

today's invertebrate..........protodrilus

protodrilus is exactly the worm you want to hire if you ever want to start some kind of evil lab or unethical psychological experiment! they have experience with all flavours of pain and torment and have went through every known torture method!!

...except for the ones that cause physical and mental harm of course

glorpiness rating: beating up homunc

video by Maikon Di Domenico (CC BY-NC-SA)

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[lycosouris]

NOW we're talking

[lycosouris]

Another one to see it eat

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[maneater--mildred]

Idc about team balance I opened the Executor game to play Executor

[justnoodlefishthings]

caution: live seabird

[screwyouandrew]

[thethreemustyfears]

Ladies and gentlemen, Gay Blade