roadrunner, that coyote's after you.

this clown aint big enough for the two of us / reese / 29

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[tiktaalic]

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

[thepleasuregoblin]

me and the other guards walking into the throne room and seeing that greasy fuck whispering in the king's ear

[rutobuka2]

I wanted to draw the LOTR gang as gamer boys 🎮

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this is happening to me

[marithlizard]

(via bsky)

In case anyone hasn't heard, the cyclospora outbreak affecting tons of people in the US right now is coming from Taylor Farms produce. Best to stay away from bagged lettuce and prepared salads completely right now, but especially the ones mentioned in the screenshot:

Taylor Farms Earthbound Farms Little Salad Bar (Aldi) Marketside (Walmart) Kroger House Brand Target private label greens Costco salads and greens etc Trader Joe's chopped salad kits and fresh produce Fast food: McDonalds, Taco Bell, (Yum! Brands), Chipotle, Subway, Pizza Hut, KFC, Olive Garden, Top Golf, Red Lobster, Burger King, etc.

This is not the first time I've heard about a Taylor Farms foodborne illness outbreak. I stopped eating their salads after reading a description of the conditions in their facilities. Doesn't sound like they've improved anything.

We need a fully funded and staffed FDA, and regulations with teeth - and that's exactly what we don't have under Trump. To make things worse, the CDC is no longer tracking these outbreaks. We're on our own.

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

your life is not an optimization problem

[dragonsblowingoutbirthdaycandles]

as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

[mezmer]

Dude I’m laughing my fucking ass off I came over here so quick I didn’t even censor their names jajajajajajajajaaja

[jellopen]

Family photo

[passacagliaofficial]

INVETNING

[lemonsweet]

Well boy ain't I the golden mole