Originally Unoriginal

I am murderbear. I am obsessed with anime and I am random so please forgive my strange tangents =)

[murderbear3]

Anyone else have a mental breakdown in the middle of the night and start scrolling through their old shit while drinking vodka and eating mac and cheese? No? Ya sure?

[honeysuckletook]

[littlelokilad-deactivated202409]

Setting the Loki fangirls loose

Literally 🐐

[murderbear3]

[murderbear3]

When you flop on the bed so hard it burps you like a newborn baby

[murderbear3]

[oak23]

that’s gay

[oak23]

Fellas is it gay to make a silicon muscle doll whose clothes rip off if he flexes

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[awed-frog]

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Reduce reuse recycle

[murderbear3]

I am now fully vaccinated! Yay!

[ausieworld]

So.... I love this and I tried looking for it but haven't had any luck soooo

[murderbear3]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Terrifying thought: If no one can catch the gingerbread man, then no one can escape him either.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[godofhyperrainbows]

If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[dankmemeuniversity]