Murder Hornets

Your local autistic OSDD system. All pronouns, Fictive/introject heavy, masc heavy. Please refer to us as Hornet (or any name really, we'll respond if we know you're talkin to us!) We go by hy/hym , it/its , or any prns ! Masculine, neutral, or bug terms pref, any acceptable

[murderhornetss]

HI HELLO WE GOT A NEW PHONE A WHILE AGO OUR NEW ACC IS @murd3rh0rn3tss !!!!!

[skippydiesposting]

"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post

[skippydiesposting]

top tier comedy

[voodootortoise]

Apparently according to my physics professor, everyone in the department gets around 1 email a month from someone like this, explaining their crackpot theory as to something. Normally it’s nonsense but apparently when he was in school, his professor received a letter from some mechanic, who had, largely independently as this was 1960s Georgia(the country), rediscovered general relativity. The professor was so impressed he went and bought the guy basically every physics textbook from undergrad to graduate level and gave them to him.

[ospreyonthemoon]

That IS very impressive.

[brightside-brigade]

A message to the younger members of the community, and those who doubt there place in it:

Beings don't care.

I went to a therian meet up over anthro northwest. And it was NOTHING like the current online spaces, especially all the discourse.

There was no fighting. It was beautiful. Beings were freely using whatever labels they wanted, no one cared "why" someone identified as something, mental, spiritual, physical. Everyone was like "Hey, cool!".

Older folks talked about their time in the community while the younger ones did quads. People howled, played with squeak toys. No one cared. And most importantly, everyone agreed the infighting was pointless.

You WILL be accepted irl. This discourse doesn't matter. You are going to find your beings, and none of these online pissing contests mean anything once you meet others off the screen.

It's a beautiful place out there.

[orangecatvideos]

[bruntalism]

no man should ever have this much power

[necronoverlord1994]

[iam0to3yearsold]

[golyadkin]

Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us

[candykamishiro-deactivated20250]

hiii! can i request a anya (from mouthwashing) Tumblr layout?

Anya Mouthwashing - tumblr layout. This was requested by Anon. Sorry for being so tardy. @sccubss I'm working on your request right now.

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[candykamishiro-deactivated20250]

hihihihii!! can i req a tumblr layout starring choso kamo? & if you don’t mind, kinda matching my profile theme + i’d like the color scheme to be some of it black & some of it any of the following shades of pink:

#ffc9fa

#ffcbf9

#ffcdf8

#ffcff7

i’m relatively new to this side of tumblr so anything that wld help my profile look cutesie wld be perf!

thank u sm in advance & its totally oki if u can’t get to it! ik life is very busy :3

— nini !

Choso Kamo - Jujutsu Kaisen, tumblr layout. This was requested by Succubss, but anybody can use.

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[seren-starlight]

Ok

[kaiasky]

[homohabu]

@homophobicranch @sjwromanroy

[why5x5]

Got curious

https://neosciencehub.com/man-spends-93-days-under-the-atlantic-sea-becoming-10-years-younger/

For a groundbreaking investigation, retired navy commander Joseph Dituri was required to submerge himself for more than three months. Researchers sought to understand the impact of submerged life in a pressurised environment on the human body. And guess what? After spending more than three months submerged in the Atlantic Ocean, scientists were astounded to discover that Dituri had become “ten years younger” when he emerged from his little pod.

Following diagnostic evaluations, it was discovered that Dituri’s telomeres—the DNA caps at the ends of chromosomes that normally shorten with age—had grown 20% longer than they had three months prior.

In addition, his stem cell count had increased and his general health had undergone a dramatic metamorphosis. Dituri also reported better-quality sleep. His inflammatory indicators decreased by half, and his cholesterol plummeted by 72 points. According to medical professionals, the underwater pressure—which is recognized to have several health benefits—caused these alterations. Dituri subsequently discussed the need for these kinds of encounters.

“One of these locations that are isolated from outside activities is what you need. The British newspaper Daily Mirror cited him as stating, “Send people down here for a two-week vacation, where they can get their feet scrubbed, relax, and experience the benefit of hyperbaric medicine.” He said that his metabolism had also significantly improved.

[everythingfox]

Don’t be suspicious…

(via)

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

behold the most moving voice acting of all time

[yahenni]

IT BELONGS ON A GREAT BIG FIYAAH;yi

what ah you so excaitedabaaht MAYQUAY

eeeh eeh eeeh

mmmmh i think i’ll adopt it and takeit withmeeeeehhh

[sushinfood]

i always watch this like five times whenever it comes back around

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[classychassiss]

captivated yet its face evades me

[transcendentalfloss]

el muchacho monday

[totesmgoats01-published-author]

Little beppo's misery is increasing

[nyahkmenrah]

Something something Jedtavius something something

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[pareidoliaonthemove]

Remembering the time in high school there was a repeat visit from a 'motivational speaker'.

He starts off with "Are we having a good time?!" Gets a scattered, desultory mumble back.

So he goes, "I couldn't hear you! Louder! ARE WE HAVING A GOOD TIME!?!"

Nothing.

Silence.

Someone coughs.

He waits, an INCEREDIBLY long time, just staring at this bunch of kids who REALLY didn't want to be there, and who didn't want to have anything to do with him.

And then the only thing that could save the situation happens. The construction crew across the street punctured the gas main (for the fourth time in three weeks), the evacuation alarm goes off, and the whole student body saunters off into the oval.

[sinkingtime]

No, those were explosives the guy had set up, for this exact possibility.

Remember, kids: always have an exit strategy.

[sadfransisko]

[ID 1: Undated tweet by @ jackbern23 that reads: Just FYI if a DJ or children's entertainer tells you to "make some noise", never make the most amount of noise you can the first time, because chances are they'll tell you that they can't hear you and you'll have to make even more noise

ID 2: Tag that reads: #this reads like incredibly tired advice from a 9 year old to a 7 year old /End description]

[jairus666]

[summmerteeth]

Everyone always wants to talk about Legolas “farewell! I’m off to find the sun” thranduilion but personally I find this one liner way funnier

[entishramblings]

THE TAGS—

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

[probablybadrpgideas]

The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

[pegasusdrawnchariots]

mimc Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Mimic Mouth. Put Baby In Mimic Mouth. no problems ever in mimmic mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Amimic Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in mimic mouth can trust mimic for giveing good love to baby. friend mimic

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[exlibrisfangirl]

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

Xëlogorph the Brave: “Please, Dave, just fly us to Centaurus Station…. we don’t have time for this silly little ritual…”

Dave, singlehandedly controlling the entire multi-axis thrust and maneuvering system on the Stormbreaker Galacticus HyperCarrier, carefully looking down 1.2km to the ground: “Oh cmon chief, just a little bit lower and it’ll be in the cup… I almost had it that time!”