[allura-raine]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[wastedjackpot]

[brrvitunsaatana]

just the two of us.

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[sacred-portal]

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[ophelia-is-not-okay]

Normalise having a threatening aura but really just being an absolute sweetheart

[aletheyass]

do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[discount-goth-grill]

I thought to myself, while doing it.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[droct0]

[loth-caatgirl]

[c3rvida3]

Nobody in Weezer even has asthma. I just looked it up. On the information super highway.

[c3rvida3]

But with your help, we can change this. #GiveWeezerAsthma

[sustancy]

[young-replica]

[segamascott]