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it is funny to me that female npcs keep trying to be sexy at carl, who is 100% asexual even if both he and matt won’t admit it, yet not a single one has thought to take advantage of his mommy issues. you only need one older woman to give him a hug and tell him it’s not his fault and he would, at very least, hear them out. literally the milk approach, if milk wasn’t a perfect wonderful darling angel who deserves the world. eris, you fucked up you picked the wrong kind of milf if you’d come at carl with mom vibes you would have GOT him

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dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

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We saw a Tali statue at c2e2 that had the fattest fuckin ass and we were all jokin about how thick it was but I ain’t gonna lie it’s been on my mind for the past 3 days straight

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absolutely shameful alien ass

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commander shepard im trying to sneak around but im dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the geth

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@fatalsmom

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Reblog this with an out of context meme within your DnD group

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Oyster oyster oyster oyster.

@arkthepieking @star-alopex

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Does she have hips?

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ELVES??????

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Bard: I roll to play Wagon Wheel again

Group: *collective groan*

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“I roll to seduce the enemy”

“You can’t seduce that enemy”

“Not with that attitude.”

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Off-key Titanic theme played on the recorder

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Royal sex dungeon and the Kama sutra

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Franklin 2

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Good'ol Mayonnaise Hands

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Don’t be fooled folks! She will play you like a violin and leaving you bleeding in the mud!

Suren Saiester - Siren Of The Styx

Fighter Valor Bard

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The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost. For none now live, who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else, desire power. For within these Rings was bound the strength and will to govern each race. But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the dark lord Sauron forged in scret a master ring to control all others. And into this ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.