Murlott the murlock

This is really just where I shitpost blog. If you want to see actual stuff from me then just look up my username on YouTube and deviantART

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[i-am-a-fish]

Is it ok if i swear?

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

[i-am-a-fish]

f

[goddesssword]

yes go on

[i-am-a-fish]

im nervous

[i-am-a-fish]

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

[i-am-a-fish]

fu…

[i-am-a-fish]

fuc

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck.

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck

[i-am-a-fish]

fuck!

[i-am-a-fish]

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

[twilaflapplesnaps-deactivated20]

calm down buddy

[i-am-a-fish]

sorry…

[somebody-cool-blog1]

DONT LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE SO FAST NEVER GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS

[i-am-a-fish]

You know what? You’re right! FUCK!

[i-am-a-fish]

Hey guys watch this i can do it in cursive too!

Fuck

[styx-n-stone]

Amazing

[i-am-a-fish]

Thank youuu!!

And thanks to everyone who supported me! I love you guys so much!!!

[arvoze]

i took a pic of me watching the pickle rick episode to piss people off but like somehow i managed to take the pic so that the frame on the tv was…. a different frame to the reflection on the desk?

[homophobic]

cursed image

[groupthinker]

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

[shantpat-deactivated20200415]

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

[mockwa]

[excima]

today’s mood

[rainaweather]

I feel like I’m watching a surrealist painting happen live. 

[gumballwiki]

Mother

Forking

A$$

Clown

[ruinedchildhood]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

good advertising

[markv5]

Погулял

[mi1k-wizard]

[unbfacts]

Scientists bred extremely sexually attractive male mosquitoes whose offspring are unable to breed. So these mosquitoes will hopefully dominate the mosquito gene pool, and in a generation or two, billions of mosquito larvae will be reproductive dead-ends.

[darkenedgamr]

Mosquitos deserve this for being little buggy assholes.

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

Mosquitos can be safely removed from the Ecosystem without any significant damage, whereas it can save countless people from disease.

[thetapunk]

how are we going to feed the fox bat?

[artisticautistic]

In the lack of mosquitos in the fight for resources, the other insects in the area will rise in population, leaving the bats and frogs and spiders with much to eat still.

[thetapunk]

awesome, also i learned that fox bats eat fruit not insects

[artisticautistic]

Coolio

[growing-despite]

Is no one going to address how scientists literally had to go “aight we have to make the most BANGIN mosquito possible. The SEXIEST thing these bloodsuckers have ever SEEN”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Every one of them looks like this:

[mjalti]

them: lemme know if u need to talk xx

me:

[doujinshi]

[birdnormal]

send me the chubbiest kitten

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

[cryptids-are-out-there]

Here’s a short compliation of my favorite paranormal vines to help cheer everyone up

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

[porcupet]

i’ve been on the internet for a good decade of my life. i’ve seen some shit in that decade. i’ve been around for newgrounds and those /b/ raids and enjoyed fun memes such as ‘shoop da whoop’ and ‘do a barrel roll’ and i was even around for the birth of numa numa and all your base are belong to us. it’d be presumptuous to call myself an internet veteran but i’ve been on the internet for over half of my life okay i’ve seen nearly awful shock website and unfunny meme the internet has to offer so i don’t even question why things happen and go viral anymore.

except this.

this. this thing. this fucking thing. for over ten years. for over a goddamn decade, this thing still mystifies me. i’ve seen it on gaia. i’ve seen it on neopets. i’ve seen it on myspace. i’ve seen it on every single goddamn fucking yaoi wolf roleplaying website i’ve ever joined in the past ten years and i still have no idea what it even is. to this day i still see it hidden in the deepest corner of my abandoned gaia account from when i was 12. i don’t know what it’s even named but i’ve seen more edits of it than i’ve seen of longcat. and that thing is