[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[wikilifeadvice]

please stop making me read this

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

KESHA WON THE CASE 🎉🎊🎈

[espikvlt]

OH MY GOD. YES, BABY, YES. I AM SO HAPPY. I WAS THERE FOR HER WHEN TIK TOK CAME OUT AND EVERYONE TREATED HER LIKE SHIT AND I AM HERE FOR HER NOW. YES YES YESSSS

[piratequeennina]

But like let’s talk about this for a minute? She just fucking won a major court battle against her abuser, like you go babe, tick tock round the clock and brush your teeth with a bottle of jack. She also won against the people who kept her abuser in a position of power over her. Like this is such a big deal. She gets to make music again and that’s awesome, but she’s a fucking rockstar for a whole host of other reasons.

[cithaerons]

for my final project i will be disappearing into the mountains

[climateadaptation-deactivated20]

Inflatable chicken behind White House is all the buzz here in DC today. An American citizen put it there to call out the current U.S. President to release his tax returns and stand up to Russia. 

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Facts

[childlikemperor]

never let straight girls forget they’re in the same lane as straight boys. dont let them pat themselves on the back for all the “gay ships” (usually comprised of straight men, mind you) they obsess over or how much drag race they watch. straight girls are just as straight as straight boys.

[f4iryrising]

“straight girls are just as straight as straight boys” ??????? what

[mixedboyfriend-blog]

this might be news sharon, but straight people are straight

[tastefullyoffensive]

Best names possible. (via theblessedone)

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[mynewurl]

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

[mynewurl]

[thebpdevil]

When people tell you you’re “laid back” and “chill”

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[zaynmalif]

[gay-dnd]

i would like to thank this man for being consistently excellent ✨✨✨

[captainimprobable]

High school graduations are hilarious lmao “you’ve truly become a family after these four years” I guarantee you if some of these kids caught fire half their classmates would calmly drink a glass of water in front of the burning students

[illness-deactivated20180325]

sounds healthy

[nathaniel5-deactivated20240708]

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS