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boudicca

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

porterr-robinson

hinamie

words cant hurt me these shades are gucci

#banana fish

throttlee

You go Eiji! (sorry I missed his birthday last week)

#banana fish

imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018

have u ever been attracted to someone’s voice?????????

cause it’s a real thing, i swear

#jp niles holy shit

pearlmarsh

since we got

will we get

#banana fish

equalistmako

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

damianmcgintleman

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

equalistmako

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too

prokopetz

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

snickerslizard

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

prokopetz

Yes.

iguanamouth

star-spangled-jackass

oh god theres art

tediousfeline

@altadude you know what must be done.

altadude-deactivated20190418

lesbopsappho

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

magickspills

I apologize to all my followers for this

watfordwallflower

if i had to read this you do too

quinintheclouds

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

misslucid

Banana & Fish 🍌🐠

New print for AWA (AA table 1123)! I lov Banana Fish.

#banana fish

romeomontvgue-deactivated201902

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

anxietypower

you: pistachio me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

kascaban

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

shenice-alisha

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

corsolanite

Official Artwork for Gym Leader Erika in Let’s Go Pikachu & Eevee!

letters-to-lgbt-kids

My dear lgbt+ kids,

One of the most heartbreaking things is the moment when someone sees the real you - and then you need to disagree because you are still in the closet.

Here are two examples:

- Your parents ask (again) if there are any cute boys in your school. You lie (again) that you’re too busy with studying to even think about boys. Your sister says “Well, maybe you think about girls instead? That would be okay!”. You have to say “Eww, no!” because your parents are already angrily glaring at your sister… but your sister is right.

- Your mom is chatting with your new neighbor when he turns to you and says “And this is your daughter, I assume?”. Your mom replies, with a offended voice, “That’s my son!”. She will later tell you how rude it was of him to say that, you don’t look like a girl at all. You have to smile at her and maybe even thank her… but your neighbor was right.

Situations like that suck. They’re so disheartening - it can feel like you’re offered a piece of food when you’re starving and then have to say “No, thanks, I’m full.”.

These moments are one of the reasons why being in the closet is not “the easy way” or even “selfish” - being in the closet can be hecking painful.

There’s not really the one piece of advice for such situations. “Just tell people the truth then” is oversimplified and can even be dangerous - not everyone can safely come out. “Just ignore it” is easier said than done - you’re a human being, you can’t just turn off your emotions.

Maybe the best “advice” is simply this: You’re not alone. There are many people who understand how much it hurts, people who have been in similar situations. We feel your heartbreak, or your anger, We see you.

As uncouth as it sounds: We are all in this sh*t together.

With all my love,

Your Tumblr Mom