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can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

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Chronicle of a Chicken’s Day:

Take a dust bath.

Shake off the dust (it’s recommended to keep your mouth closed, otherwise it’ll crunch between your teeth).

Pluck young green cherries.

Shake the chicken comb (loudly).

Itch behind the earlobes.

Peek-a-boo! (Quite flexible).

Keep an eye out.

Synchronized preening.

And takeoff (almost indistinguishable: 🦅)

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By Audrey Benjaminsen

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“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

fagstaynight

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

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face reveal

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it's a well-known secret among time travelers that you can just do whatever you want to genghis khan and it won't affect history at all. just last week i visited late 12th century mongolia to do a Hot Ones-style interview with him and someone had already given him a PBR baseball cap and a steam deck- the butterfly effect has that name for a reason but temüjin's destiny is just so firmly rooted that no amount of interference could possibly change it. dude absolutely kills it at Crypt of the Necrodancer

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I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

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“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.