Lizard Kid & Mushroom Enthusiast

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ she/they millenial nerd give me alll your mushrooms

[phanfiction--addiction]

You’re telling me Clifford the big, beefy bisexual isn’t his biological father

[mushroominthedark]

Correct. Clifford the big, beefy bisexual is his biological mother.

[failed-romantic-gentleman]

[peachyacorn]

bottom naruto

[mushroominthedark]

Also applies to Evan Buckley

[ivyontheholodeck]

Knickknacks sold at Quark’s gift shop

Keychains in the shape of the station

Pictures of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Socks patterned with Cardassian voles 

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was this lousy shirt”

Emissary bobble-heads with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Fried tube grubs

Freeze-dried gagh (Worf does NOT approve)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was a vision from the Prophets”

Culturally insensitive replicas of Bajoran earrings, but with DS9-shaped ornaments

Glittery postcards of the wormhole with Sisko’s (forged) signature

Containers of goop labeled as “Changeling Tears” (it’s just cornstarch and water)

T-shirts that say “I went to Terok Nor and all I got was aggressively corrected on its new name by a Bajoran Resistance veteran”

Trading cards of the senior staff (Nog secretly collects these)

T-shirts that say “I went to DS9 and all I got was my back blown out by this sexy beast” with a picture of Morn

Baseballs with Sisko’s (real) signature 

[mushroominthedark]

Read this as Knickolas Knackleless sold a Quark's and thought I was witnessing 2 of my fav series doing a crossover for the first time

[magnusedom]

BUDDIE + text posts/tweets (1/∞)

[lar-kspur]

That first gif is diabolical

[mushroominthedark]

They are so beyond unhinged and i love them for it

[mushroominthedark]

Finally got my new fic reading machine (ipad) and ao3 is down 😩

[orcbardneeul]

Movie Idea:

Rom-Com but the Com is short for Combat

[mushroominthedark]

This is Naruto. But also Naruto is funny so, rom-com-com

[eddiegettingshot]

gay sex would fix eddie. and getting proposed to would fix buck. nobody here needs therapy

[mushroominthedark]

I'm a true believer in Space Daddy and Magic Mommy.