Waiting for this life to change

I'm a sarcastic, dry-humored firefighter who happens to be a Girl Scout, transguy, and pretty good at music. This is my life in blog form, from equality posts to random things I find interesting. Enjoy =)

[viejospellejos]

Cosas de chinos

[foxgirlintestines]

That is some sports anime level shit right there.

[musicalfirescout]

Bc why not lol #me #myface https://www.instagram.com/p/BoBH9IpFdJ-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1exm4pr6wlk2o

[musicalfirescout]

Bc I like to #art #softpastels #acrylicpainting #pencildrawing #oilpainting #itisaddicting

[gif87a-com]

[catsbeaversandducks]

OH MY HEART

[american-auror-story]

“I’m not ready for kids” LOL

[catgifcentral]

Bulldog knocks over boy apologizes

[alleyjaycat24-deactivated201907]

Sorry ‘bout that, tiny hooman.

[musicalfirescout]

Zac does this too

[pr1nceshawn]

Strippers enjoying their money.

[simplylovelyyy]

Amazing.

[wcked]

This photoset makes me so happy

[musicalfirescout]

That's a long damn shift!

[lsleofskye]

[jayce]

[propheticfire]

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

[profeminist]

[musicalfirescout]

So the person making that message is dead and in hell, which means there are “damned spirits” hanging out at the church sign. Totally casual.

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[musicalfirescout]

This is what happens when your Hogwarts letter gets lost in the mail and no one follows up >.>

[carlboygenius]

[skin-rivets-tyler-deactivated20]

is he even real?

[ponygem-deactivated20170707]

the what? gay?

[musicalfirescout]

The lack of basic English maybe

[hotfriend]

public high school things •naruto kids •kids punching windows •kahoot •"miss…..miss……c'mon" •leaks coming from everywhere •screams from every direction

[bringmoreknives]

•jeopardy review games •chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape •people fighting for no reason •couples who make out in the hallway like they’re never gonna see each other again •those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class

[prophetcreek-deactivated2023040]

•clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? •only going to the homecoming game •being embarrassed by the student art in the hall •that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name •hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????

[iwatobigreg]

- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - ‘Gay table’ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - “—– Please take off your hood/hat.” - The bell doesn’t dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left don’t pack up yet or you’re getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving

[dykeactivities]

those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers

the secretary who is Tired

finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka: “oh so that OTHER teacher didn’t give you homework?? i see”)

singing songs u learned in middle school language classes

the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit

[imnotasweetie]

have u ever seen something so american like… wtf

[nightborne4life-deactivated2018]

This all sounds so fucking weird…

[akiameokami]

I was homeschooled… im kinda glad…

[musicalfirescout]

this is hella accurate and relatable

[sixpenceee]

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

[gabriel-patches-titanfeather-de]

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.

But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.

The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.

You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-

Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.

So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.

[immochiball]

@bitofanoddball

[musicalfirescout]

And here I am just thinking of the nightmare it'd be to lifeguard a pool like that...

[musicalfirescout]

There's nothing like mountain clouds ❤❤❤

[invdious]

[theists-deactivated20170714]