*enter witty/interesting title here*

28. Registered nurse. Have a cat named Sheldon. Part time concert goer. Full time fangirl and lover of all things girly, including girls.

[scandamonium]

Baby Boo & Bae……

[fuck-kirk]

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

[fuck-kirk]

To answer all your burning questions……he said yes!!

[call-me-hopelesss-deactivated20]

HE SAID YES!!!!!

[sunflowerwemadeit]

HE SAID YES!!!

[thisisnotactiveanymrorelmaoo]

HE sAID YES

[mrbenibo]

[scandamonium]

Boo & Bae……

[gaycism]

Murder at Disney

[bob-belcher]

[okayysophia]

Janet Jackson- Made For Now

[scandamonium]

Soulmates……

[jaynmalackson]

we’re made for now

[scandamonium]

Always by her side…..

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[orion-rising]

Always be vague. Say I think they’re in today or not until later. If they press say it’s company policy not to give out the schedule. Most companies do have this and even if they don’t how would a stranger know. Don’t give out specifics, they can get people injured or even killed.

At my last job someone came up and asked when “Sarah” was working next. I didn’t tell him and then texted her a description, turns out he was an abusive ex who had been stalking her. Don’t do this shit please.

[getoffmyastroturf]

Just say “binch they don’t pay me enough to worry about someone else’s schedule. Now order something or gtfo”

[jellyroll22]

☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

Hit me, universe

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @jordera22: “Bringing cats into this… Don’t worry, he eventually found me.” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2N4E18G ]

[shounenchild]

He fuckin’ LEAPT INTO ACTION omg my poor heart 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[candiikismet]

Poor Lance was really trying to find that man!!! I’m screaming!

[refurbthecat]

Families are families. Race, creed, nationality, or status; they shall not be torn asunder.

To do so unjustly is punishable by death.

So decrees Queen Refurb.

[ickwhckajdhcjahd]

Cat king!

[ickwhckajdhcjahd]

QUEEN SHIT I MEANT QUEEN I DIDNT REALIZE I WAS TYPING FAST BECAUSE I HAD TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AFTER I TYPED THAT SHIT SHIT SHIT NOOOOOO

[refurbthecat]

Queen Refurb has consulted with the Grand Royal Psychologist and has determined her next decree:

Gendered titles and pronouns are now obsolete, as they are unnecessary, can be confusing, and don’t make much sense when you think about it. Titles (“King,” “Queen,” etc.), pronouns (”Him,” “Her,” “They,” etc.), and the like may be used interchangeably as desired by the subject, or not at all.

Refurb is King. Refurb is Queen. Thus says our leader.

[janetsource]

[thedigitaltraphouse2]

Janet Jackson on the cover of the cover of Billboard

[emiliemrsc-deactivated20230810]

Janet.

[thechanelmuse]

The Queen of Eras.

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[voidandfyre]

Good grade? Class cancelled? Enough time to finish my homework??