I'm Never Creative When I Need To Be

I'm excellent at hitting the reblog button. Becca, she/they, 28, California

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the big three: big brown eyes, an indescribable amount of horniness and a generalised anxiety disorder

[lobotomyscars]

"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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[nedlittle]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[nevermind-stop-forever]

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

[mysterypigeon]

ichthyologist chappell roan be like you can find a hundred lakes with gars

[mysterypigeon]

virologist chappell roan be like you can cure a hundred boys with SARS

[mysterypigeon]

crane wives fan chappell roan be like you can end up with a hundred scars

[the-haiku-bot]

crane wives fan chappell

roan be like you can end up

with a hundred scars

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[scareoset]

i keep mixing up who plays Lestat in the Interview with the Vampire movie because it can't be Tom Cruise. that little freak fundamentally cannot serve cunt!

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[thepioden]

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

[thepioden]

tags by @eridan-ampora

[thepioden]

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

[servantofthefates]

The Different Pains in Tarot

Death, The Tower & The Devil have a bad rep. But they are not the ones you should truly dread.

Three of Swords: Heartbreak & Sorrow

This pain screams. And when it is not screaming, it is weeping. It involves separation, rejection, or discovering a truth that crushes your soul.

Seven of Swords: Betrayal & Deception

This pain is speechless. Realization and denial are battling, and you feel helpless. It involves trickery, theft, a knife in back from a person you love.

Nine of Swords: Anguish & Torment

This pain is violent. Cruel and ruthless, it tortures your mind without end. It involves anxiety, fear, sleepless nights, the urge to hurt yourself.

Ten of Swords: Defeat & Ruin

This pain is paralyzing. You have hit rock bottom, and are deciding between getting up and dying. It involves illness, death, a significant life crisis.

Seven of Wands: Struggle & Exhaustion

This pain is brutal. It attacks you from all fronts, leaving you panicked and gasping for breath. It involves your beliefs or reputation being assaulted.

Five of Pentacles: Hardship & Insecurity

This pain is isolating. It shames you, and turns you into a pariah or a victim. It involves total abandonment, banishment, complete financial ruin.

Five of Cups: Grief & Misery

This pain is quiet. Left with no choice, you have accepted life's judgment. It involves a lost opportunity, a regret for what has—or has not—come to be.

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it’s time

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[traaansfem]

Happy "the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was" anniversary!

[marisatomay]

This Pride I hope that all of you never ever forget that no amount of sanitizing your sex life or sanding down of your LGBT edges will make bigots accept you. So, don’t debase yourself by capitulating an inch to them, especially in ways that throw your fellow community members under the bus.

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

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Watterson pulled no punches

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I grew up on Calvin and Hobbes... this hits harder as an adult.

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He would do numbers today

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[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[prismatic-bell]

@huffy-the-bicycle-slayer honestly I think this was a massive missed opportunity on the part of the government. I literally learned stuff from osha-official that I proceeded to use IN A VERY REAL OSHA COMPLAINT that resulted in my (now-former) job facing some very serious consequences (as in “you have 48 hours to present a plan and timeline to fix this or we’re shutting you down” consequences). The OSHA employee who handled my complaint said it was one of the best-written and most comprehensive he’d seen in the 20 years he’d been doing the job. The bullet-pointing and management jargon I learned elsewhere, but the forklift certification issues and the lack of adequate safety exits? That was YOU.

It’s not a joke that your blog may have saved lives at my job, because out of eleven infractions I turned in, five were deemed to be “an immediate threat to life and safety.” The government should have offered you a paycheck to keep going as an actual OSHA employee, because you were absolutely teaching us stuff that makes our jobs safer and told us what resources to use if we needed to swing the OSHA club at our bosses and you were doing it in a format that was accessible and popular with your audience. That should be any organization’s absolute DREAM.

So if they won’t thank you, I will: on behalf of about 100 employees who are no longer working in a building full of flammables with no fire extinguishers and no exits from the entire back half of the building, a building where uncertified forklift drivers rammed into support columns and made the walls shake, a building where the HVAC system was full of black mold, thank you, for giving me the tools and courage to pick up the phone and fix the problem.