Melo's Museum of Madness

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[musing-magpie]

About Me

24 | Filipino American | she/her

Hi, I’m Melo! Here to reblog stuff I like and things I’m interested in.  I hoard it all on my blog like a magpie hoarding shiny trinkets!

┈➤ My asks are always open, feel free to drop in and inquire!

┈➤ I occasionally reblog NSFW/suggestive content, so minors DNI.

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Divider by @firefly-graphics | Profile pic from The Met Museum’s Open Access | Header image from Flickr

[musing-magpie]

hate how I keep getting adds for Botox and filler on YouTube LIKE BRO WHAT IN MY SEARCH HISTORY MAKES ME THINK I WANT THAT????

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[anonpolls]

To all Americans: Do you drink coffee daily?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 28

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[wulfhalls]

this franchise has become a parody of itself thrice over 😭

[have-you-been-here]

The Grassy Knoll, Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onOct 22, 2025

[musing-magpie]

@tremendouskoalachild this doesn’t deserve to be hidden in the tags

[have-you-been-here]

The Grassy Knoll, Dealey Plaza, Dallas, Texas, USA

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onOct 22, 2025

[incognitopolls]

Toe walking (wikipedia link) is when you walk only on the toe and ball of your foot, not with your whole foot. Your heel doesn't touch the ground when you toe walk. It's very common in toddlers but most grow out of it.

For this poll, "I used to, but I stopped" means stopping for any reason: it can mean you stopped naturally/on your own, you were trained out of it, you had a corrective surgery, you're no longer able to walk, etc.

Do/did you frequently toe walk (past the age of 3–4)? Are you autistic?

No, I didn't do this; I AM autistic

No, I didn't do this; not sure if I'm autistic

No, I didn't do this; I'm NOT autistic

I used to, but stopped by age 12 or earlier; I AM autistic

I used to, but stopped by age 12 or earlier; not sure if I'm autistic

I used to, but stopped by age 12 or earlier; I'm NOT autistic

I used to, but stopped as a teen or adult; I AM autistic

I used to, but stopped as a teen or adult; not sure if I'm autistic

I used to, but stopped as a teen or adult; I'm NOT autistic

I currently do this; I AM autistic

I currently do this; not sure if I'm autistic

I currently do this; I'm NOT autistic

Voting ended onMay 21

If you do not or cannot walk, select the appropriate "No, I didn't do this" answer (or, if you used to do this but can't walk anymore, you can choose the relevant "I used to" answer).

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[importantcatpics]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[buddieloustat]

We have lost the meaning of queerbait

[buddieloustat]

Just because what you wanted didn't happen, doesn't mean it's queerbaiting. It is now being used an excuse when the ship you want didn't get together. Queerbaiting has to do with marketing.

[shamebats]

Queerbait: A cookbook that you learned about from ads with pictures of people eating tasty looking soups and the author's social media posts about how soup lovers are going to love it, proves to have no soup recipes.

Not queerbait: A cookbook has no soup recipes. You assumed there would be some based on vibes and wishful thinking. No soups were ever advertised or promised.

Also not queerbait: A cookbook that was advertised as containing soup recipes has soup recipes but not for the types of soups you like.

[disappointed-by-lack-of-soup]

This post has soup in it!! Very good.

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[cowboypo8]

Hereford Cow and her Magpie friend

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

- The Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, Dune by Frank Herbert, 1966

[incognitopolls]

Do you think you "peaked" as a teenager?

Yes, absolutely

Yes

Maybe in some ways/kind of

No

Absolutely not

I don't know

I'm not out of my teens yet but yes, I think this is my peak

I'm not out of my teens yet but no, I don't think this will be my peak

Voting ended onApr 22

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