wallah bro oh sehun

cross out the bias list and get on the pious list tracking the tag 'muslim kpop' thank u sehun will make dua fr all of us

[leetaem]

Brother Minho saying shahadah before his race.. masha allah..

[leetaem]

Brother Sehun being a good example and teaching the youth to respect and show compassion to their elders, Masha Allah

[kidspointofview]

hoseok: “yallah yoongi what are we drinking i wanna throw up but the water seller is in front of us”

yoongi: “i don’t -haram word- know habibi but anything for the sake of looking ethnic”

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Introductory to wallah bro 101

*Tells girl they should be modest * *goes to bars drink alcohol, uploads half naked pictures of himself on I.G* *wants a wife who cooks* *doesn’t know how to do laundry* *can’t even boil water* *wants someone who wears hijab* *introduce himself as Mo to everyone even tho his name is Muhammad* *hates being compared to other people* *compares women to fruit* *wants to make more money then his wife(just for the sake of Ego)* *tells his wife she shouldn’t work because its bad for her ovaries* *forgets kadijah was the prophets wife* *wants to marry a virgin* *forgets kadijah wasn’t a virgin when she married* *forgets kadijah was making more then the prophet* *wears short while out with his Niquabi sisters* *isn’t a virgin himself* *wants to marry someone who is religious* * Goes for basic white girl in bio class* * forces girl to have sex with him* *tells her I’m looking for someone religious so I can’t be with you * *thirst over basics* *shame women of color* *wants someone who pray * *Don’t even know what time the prayers come in*

[lilyangorian]

mslm scoups is like the imam whos like in his 20s but still tries to Connect w the Youth….. brings a psp to jummah takes selfies w the kids

Every Single Aunty is tryin to rishta up jeonghan w their daughters Every Single One 

vernon promos his Islamic Rap Mixtapes after jummah 

seungkwan isnt allowed back because once he had to find his mom in the womens section so he borrowed an abaya/niqab and snuck in 

dino gets sent to the daycare section Every Single Time 

[mnemosyneses]

brother yaxeen is pictured here demonstrating how to perform sujood to a new convert -mashallah is there no end to this young akh’s good deeds?

[sadbitchdays]

I bet baekhyun is the type of brother to be breaking his fast all throughtout ramadhan but when girls get all dressed up for eid, he starts spouting shit like, “sister, modesty is true beauty in the eyes of allah”

[jjongsgorl]

Yoona on Eid

lipstick ✓

high heels ✓

hijabstyle ✓

[fakecouple]

@ the masjid

rapmon: so where the presents at, am i right bros? :) bts: astaghfirullah

[mnemosyneses]

[MASJID SCANDAL]

(Shanghai, 6.19pm)

It seems that the famously pious young imam ‘zhang yaxeen’ is actually not so pious after all. Yesterday, on his instagram (more like haram-a-gram) he posted a haramfie of himself which showed him with an cut eyebrow and him biting his lip seductively:

As soon as the selfie dropped the young sisters went wild, mothers began to age, and the masjid elders started sprouting grey hairs. We spoke to one of his friends brother Xiufeek who was told us “ Please dont’ blame him, I was like that when I was his age too…it’s this dunya, it’s killing us”. Brother Xiufeek then speed walked away from us, dropping a polaroid of himself and brother luqman in what appeared to be a compromising (read:haram) position.

Most of the masjid mothers had alot to say on the situtaion. Sister Samira smirked and told us “I knew all along that he was no good, my daughter has seen him thrusting on stage in the middle of one of his concerts and cntiuneously biting his lips and beckoning girls with his fingers”.

Another mother told us “He said one of his nicknames for his wife would be ‘Piggy’, if that’s not haram enough i don’t know what is!”.

However, it seems that not all mothers have lost hope. A distressed looking sister Fatima (who, might i mention has 3 unmarried…uh…unconventioanlly attractive looking daughters over 25) said; “He’s probably just hiding chapped lips or soemthign and who knows about his eyebrows, maybe he accidentally burnt half of it off when cooking,mashallah”. When asked to explain his earring this sister had no comment.

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

shawty imma fast till sundown

[pillowlip]

Baekhyun would be that kid who would tell Jinn stories at mosque.

[pillowlip]

Suho would be the leader of the masjid’s haram police.

[mnemosyneses]

brother yaxeen has been consistently serving halal #looks these past few weeks..marshmallow

[muslimprivilege]

when taehyung asks ur baba for ur hand in marriage and ur baba says yes so he sends u celebratory selfies later that night

[muslimkpop]

cr @TheyLoveUOnly

[pillowlip]

Suho: Asks if you said Bismillah before you started eating

Suho: Calls you a Kafir when you said no