[loveridden1999]

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

[loveridden1999]

oh because we were all wondering

[state-ofgrace]

Out of all the heated rivalry analysis I’ve seen I’ve never seen someone mention that after the all star game Shane no longer drafts and deletes texts. He says what he intends to say the first time and stops editing and second guessing himself and it’s one of my favorite details showing that their dynamic has changed and no one talks about it

[siegfriedandroy]

Shane Hollander disorder

[excaryder]

[excaryder]

@hollanov-cocktail79

[boitterfly]

like. what do u mean they were so inseparable the whole time they were at the cottage that shane got into his trunks and waded out to sit on that rock while ilya splashed around silly style even though it was cold and he didn’t want to get in… what do u mean the first time they have a chance to spend real time together they realize they like being around each other so much that they wont be apart for even a minute if they don’t have to.. what do u mean they have to go to the secret long distance torment nexus after that. i’m sick

[bambicoded]

myhollanov are such exhibitionist freaks but also so deeply possessive of one another that they've created a torture nexus of their own design. they want to show one another off so bad but there's a tipping point and neither of them know where it is.

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[grabmyboner]

ok but ignoring the fact they just forgot to cover hudsons lil gun hip tattoo let’s actually say shane has that tattoo. he got it when he scored his first hat trick and got so fucking wasted with the team for the first time ever that they convinced him to let one of their girlfriends give him a tattoo to celebrate and he’s like okey in his lil drunk haze of being around so many people but so happy and full of adrenaline and when this girl asks what he wants he goes “a gun” and someone calls out “why!” and he smiles coly and is like “because I’m a good shot” and everyone’s hootin and hollerin and someone grabs his shoulders and is shaking him and messing up his hair and he’s laughing along and then after a minute the girl comes with a little sketch of a gun and goes “where do you want it?” and he starts to freak a bit because oh is he really going to do this and then the girl is like “what about on your hipbone? that’s hot” and she obviously flirting even shane realises that but then an old timer on the team (bros like 29) that shane secretly has a crush on is like “hell yeah rookie, girl is right that’s hot as fuck” and shane just nods in agreement and then he’s being positioned by the girl and suddenly his sweats are pulled down below his hipbone and a stencil of the gun is pressed to his hip and he doesn’t really remember much after that but he does remember waking up with it and thinking i wonder what Rozanov will say and then pinching himself at that thought.

[o0tarcie]

On the last convention in April, this print was denifitely a banger! So I hope you'll like it too ♥

[knucklecurve]

shane gets shane free use for his birthday and ilya also gets shane free use for his birthday

[honeyybrii]

"you may also like-" no, i'm rewatching heated rivalry

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya at therapy being like ‘you were supposed to fix me so I can be good enough for Shane!’ Baby. Sweet boy. That sentence is literally why you’re here

[shanehollanderr]

My idea of myhollanov’s texting frequency/habits post-Heated Rivalry make me 🥹 I see their positions flipping a little and suddenly shane is always texting first and being clingy and concerned and boyfriendy where ilya is used to being the pursuer but now it’s not abt pursuit it’s about comfort and ilya brings shane comfort so he’s always like “i miss you already” “good morning, how did you sleep?” “just wanted to say hi and that im thinking about you” “i hate that you had to leave” like his earnestness really comes into play for me here and i just love thinking of double-texter sweetie pie shane once they’re boyfriends

[my-2nd-account]

The most gorgeous woman you know is stuck in a car with her childhood bff/ situationship and he's lying to her face

[grabmyboner]

Shane looks at Rose, who is sitting on the couch with Svetlana, her feet on Sveta’s lap and a glass of wine in her hand. Shane is pretty much mirroring them with Ilya on the opposite couch, with Ilya’s feet on his lap.

Too much wine has been consumed between the four of them. An unknown amount.

“Y’know…” Svetlana starts

“Oh here we go.” Ilya cuts in.

“Shut up, Ilyushka”

“No, you shut up.”

“No you.”

“No yo—”

“Okay children, enough.” Rose giggles, wiggling her toes up at Sveta who swats at them.

“What I was saying, before I was rudely interrupted, is, I think it is funny, everyone in this room has kissed each other.”

Shane frowns “We’ve never kissed. And Rose and Ilya haven’t kissed”

Suddenly, a pillow comes flying through the air directly at Svetlana’s head—“Stop trying to kiss my husband!”

Sveta shrieks and manages to dodge it. She looks at him like an angry sister “Why do you get Shane Hollander all to yourself huh? Is not fair Ilyushka is like when you stole Greta from me in fifth grade.”

“I did not steal! Is not my fault everyone wants me.”

Shane looks between them “Whose Greta?”

“Nobody” Ilya says.

“My first crush! Ilya knew I liked her and kissed her on the swings at recess anyway.”

Shane’s mouth drops open in feign shock “Ilya, you did not!”

“He did! And now, now, Shane, now he steals you from me.”

Shane is smiling so big his face hurts. Rose looks as amused at the weird best friend antics.

“What are you talking about crazy lady!” Ilya is yelling.

“I said Shane was hot! When you got drafted! I said I was going to be with him!”

Ilya rolls his eyes and drops his head back against the couch groaning, “Ughhh how can I keep up with everyone you have crush on, Sveta, is everyday with you, our whole lives.”

Sveta gasps.

“Is true.” Ilya says.

“Is true.” Sveta mimics.

“Shane is gay.” Ilya says.

“Yes but Rose got to fuck him! Why not me!”

“Trust me, baby, you don’t want that heat.” Rose says over the rim of her glass.

“Hey!” Shane exclaims this time, “I said I was sorry!”

“Yeah yeah” Rose is waving him off. “I’ll make you feel better than Shane Hollander ever could.” She winks at Sveta.

More wine is poured, more laughing and yelling is done. It’s a good night.

[gayhockeyshow]

“You feel it too, don’t you?” Shane is the bravest boy in the world

[shane-bug]

happy pride month 🌈