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Shane loves having assholes around him. The love of his life is a Slavic asshole, his best friend is an oblivious asshole, and his other best friend is a Québécois asshole. Not to mention the deep personal bond he immediately feels when he meets a fellow bitch.

#he love hearing catty remarks and sharing judgemental looks #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hayden pike #jj boiziau #rose landry

slaygentford

the reason why heated rivalry is the best book in the ghcu (gay hockey cinematic universe) is because in book 3 the main hockey player hates that he has to fight in hockey and whenever he gets in a fight on the ice his boyfriend honest to god cries. meanwhile ilya is full body slamming Shane into the boards in some kind of unnegotiated exhibitionist bdsm gladiatorial match

chestnuthorse

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

paperandpencilsandskips

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

ghoul-wizard

"Kiosk" is a really good loanword, nice mouthfeel. Thank you, ancient Persia.

loontattoo

shane and ilya are best friends by the way. like they literally like each other BY THE WAY

senatortedcruz

Wonderful photo

yeuziu

"That is enough sharing for tonight, Barrett."

clytemnestraaa

i have such a clear image of ilya begging and bugging the hollanders for babyshane photos and sitting there after dinner going through albums with them while yuna and david are laughing over trips to niagra falls and shane gets quieter and tenser as they go back earlier and earlier in the years and the little boy in the photos stops looking awkward and starts being fussier and fussier and then eventually there’s a photo of a christmas morning where babyshane is having a full on flailing tantrum on the floor surrounded by wrapping paper and young david looks absolutely exhausted and he’s giving like a sarcastic cheese-grin and thumbs up to the camera and you can see yuna taking the picture in the mirror on the wall and her hair is a mess and the picture is captioned merry christmas from the hollanders 1994! and yuna now is like “oh my god i forgot” and she’s laughing and she’s like “we got shane this bear that played a song and he HATED it and just absolutely lost it when the bear started singing, and he wasn’t even talking yet so he wouldn’t tell us why… we were supposed to go over for dinner at uncle frank’s and then shane was too upset all day for us to go… do you remember that honey!” and david is like “oh man yeah i remember. no more singing toys for shane after that!” and adult shane is just sitting there with his rigid posture and his hands on his knees and his flat face on not saying anything. and ilya is like well this is almost enough to get me to reevaluate my pollyanna assessment of shane’s happy bucolic childhood. but not quite! oh look here is babyshane swaddled up and sleeping 😍

alfart23

From the Hollander’s photo album 🐞

shaneposting

i just know there’s been a point where ilya has said something really sad about his childhood and mr earnest sincerity hollander has shaned his eyes at him and said something about ‘i wish i’d known you then so i could’ve told you it was all gonna be okay’ and ilya has started bawling

hollanderthoughts

Why the fuck do burger recipes assume you’re grilling out for a family and not planning an elaborate 2 week baby trapping scenario in which you still don’t exactly know what the baby in this situation would be because you’re gay and he definitely can’t get you pregnant. Not that you’d want to get pregnant of course. But you do think it’d be the easiest means of convincing him to stay. there’s never a recipe for like 4 burgers max.