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Hello there, just reblogging funny post, or anything related to my favorite shows. I like anime/manga, video games, reading books.

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[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[dyke-uncle]

Photo by Marc Mol / Caters News.

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[dyke-uncle]

“The baby hippo was clearly not used to the red and yellow oxpeckers on his back,” Mol says. “It was only a matter of 10 seconds or so before the little guy had had enough. […]"

Hippos and oxpeckers generally have a symbiotic relationship in which the birds eat ticks and other types of parasites from the hippo’s body — the hippo gets free grooming while the bird gets free food.

In this case, however, it seems the baby hippo hadn’t yet gotten the memo on its feathered friends.

[robasarel]

[jehovahhthickness]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[hopeful-weirdo]

I need to get my head out of the gutter because it took me way too fucking long to realize this was talking about evolution

[dredsina]

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

[dredsina]

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

[angelicguy]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is what it’s like getting anon asks on this site sometimes

[lmaonade]

one of the weirdest things people on the internet get competitive about is how much the weather in their state changes or whatever. like who gives a shit what

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

sounds like someone’s never sweated they’re balls off and then froze they’re balls off in the same place at different times of year… lol

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

i wrote this reply as a joke but now theres a billion unironic replies exactly like it & id like to issue a redaction and apology

[nerdyqueerandjewish]

Why are straight people like this why did I have to see this

[unclefather]

Personally, I prefer a paper plate because it’s easier to digest and goes with most meals. The ceramic is too crunchy and I only have a few teeth left to chew it

[yourwiferuby]

I personally think women should only every use ceramic plates to beat their ain’t shit husbands to death with.

[mioxenoblade]

Life’s too short to put up with men’s shit tbh.

[thatisrad]

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

[girlsfrommars]

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time

[corink]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[marisatomay]

me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates

[thegenderqueerbatman]

oh my god they were wombmates

[ithelpstodream]