lesbians am i right

28yo. i like illustration, knitting and colors and i'm gay also

[taumoeba]

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

[killue]

the world is my whale carcass

[escuerzoresucitado]

[star-crossed-joes]

I've read many Jotaro Tells Giorno About Dio fics and every time I always yearn for a scene that goes like

[seven-oh-four]

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

[seven-oh-four]

i hate the notes on this so much so many people are saying shit like "and then the hero shoots the villain while they're looking around!! XD" THAT'S WHAT THE POST ALREADY SAID. THAT'S THE ENTIRE JOKE.

[keiachi-chan]

There's a Pukicho post like this I need to find it

Edit: found it

[seven-oh-four]

maybe... they DIDN'T miss part of the post...! (starts frantically looking around)

[omorinintendoswitchedition]

(i shoot you while youre looking around)

[seven-oh-four]

and then while i'm frantically looking around you shoot me for real this time XD

[longshrimp]

Omg you missed part of the post

[seven-oh-four]

did i? 😏

[longshrimp]

(frantically looks around)

[seven-oh-four]

(i raise my gun to shoot you while you're distracted but the bullet i already fired ricochets all around the room and hits me in the back of the head, killing me instantly)

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

[jermapridelesbian]

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest.  rip to straight men but im different

[pussylipgloss]

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

[lamignonette]

[loveridden1999]

[moldavite]

my fav thing in the entire world is witnessing people try new things. almost teared up at this bc i love it so much

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

waking up from a caffeine-induced stress nightmare mid panic attack after not quite enough sleep sweatier than I've ever been in my life: I do this all for the Shareholders. my life for them

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[joejoeba]

Speedwagon is Ready

(Scene is from Netflix's Punisher)

[chantellyarts]

LIKE GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE 💔

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[tabloidgarden]

lets smooch mama