kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017
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@mutant-menace
kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories
my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
*clutches my purse and starts walking a little bit faster*
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me
I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.
it is like fucking spot the differences with you people
using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold
He sure does love his fruits
We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?
And stickers!
he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!
THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK
My artistic rendition:
i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people
if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me
Cassandra: the champion killed the Arishok in single combat? it just sounds so… romantic… actual duel:
i assume you are kind of a loser
Well man this is tumblr