The Musical Monkey Business of the Mutant Phoenix

My name is Phoenix and I am rather passionate about music of all types! (Yes, all types.) Instead of flooding my main blog with the musical nonsense I post, I have this! :D

[cudinews]

[yallstillhere]

Conscious “Real Hip Hop” fans are just as bad as vegans tbh

[popsgod]

POP/R&B songs that are turning 10 years old in 2016 (1/3)

[daftpunkhq]

[kingjaffejoffer]

“Prince represented one of the bravest versions of being yourself that I can remember”

[emresxner]

[theoutli3r]

You don’t love me at all, but don’t think that it bothers me at all.

[phlurp]

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

[bookshelfpeppermint]

ITS BACK

[my-lil-spot]

im crying

[battleshipping]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[tequila-rush]

@defy-that-gravity

[grdnpixie]

One of the worst things about being a teenage girl is having to prove your music taste as well as your intelligence because people think the two are related. If you like pop music, you’re a mindless idiot who is incapable of intelligent thought or having an informed opinion. All you care about is the top 40, selfies, and Starbucks. You don’t exist outside of social media. If you like male dominated genres, like rap or rock, you need to prove that you aren’t a “fake fan” by rattling of names, albums, years, tours, etc. because obviously you just like them because you only have the capability of liking the boys that like the music. Teenage girls deserve to discover and listen to music, please just let girls love music.

[till-i-fade]

Accurate

[whitetax2012]

When Roses by Outkast starts to play

CAROLIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!

[rickysuavemami]

always

[ncuveau-deactivated20180901]

[deeper voice] CARO-LINE!

[c0m0lafl0r-deactivated20210722]

@bambina-theenative

[bambina-theenative]

😎🤓 Ya damn right!

[hiphopfightsback]

[hiphopfightsback]

CLUE 1:      “Went to Short Dog’s house,        They was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired:                Aug 6th 1988

CLUE 2: Ice Cube’s single Today Was A Good Day was released on:                Feb 23 1993

CLUE 3:       ”The Lakers beat the SuperSonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release of the single FEBRUARY 23 1993 where the Lakers beat the SuperSonics:       Nov 11 1988    114-103       Nov 30 1988    110-106       Apr    4 1989    115-97       Apr  23 1989    121-117       Jan  17 1990    100-90       Feb  28 1990    112-107       Mar  25 1990    116-94       Apr  17  1990    102-101       Jan  18  1991    105-96       Mar  24  1991    113-96       Apr  21  1991    103-100       Jan  20  1992    116-110

CLUE 4: Dates of those Lakers won over SuperSonics where it was a clear day with no Smog:                 Nov 30 1988                 Apr   4  1989                 Jan 18  1991                 Jan 20  1992

CLUE 5:      “Got a beep from Kim, and          She can fuck all night” Beepers weren’t adopted by mobile phone companies until the 1990s. Dates left where mobile beepers were available to public:                  Jan 18 1991                  Jan 20 1992

CLUE 6: Ice Cube starred in the film “Boyz in the hood” that released late Summer of 1991, but was being filmed mid-late 1990 early 1991 and Ice Cube was busy on set filming the movie Jan 18 1991, too busy to be lounging around the streets with no plans. Ladies and Gentlemen..

The ONLY day where:

Yo MTV Raps was on air

It was a clear and smogless day

Beepers were commercially sold

Lakers beat the SuperSonics

and Ice Cube had no events to attend to was…

        JANUARY 20, 1992       National Good Day Day

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Wow

[bowiescigarette-deactivated2013]

[blackwaxx]

[vaginalbleeding]

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE

[verballthenouns]

I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe

[131-di]

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

[medicalalucard-deactivated20201]

talk dirty to me

[illogicalhumanoid]

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

[131-di]

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

[leaf-jelly]

i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

[carbink]

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

[paulsrockinpagoda]

my counter:

piccolo trombone 

[glittergagged]

What even are band kids @gunn-slinger

[dntgetmad]

Every cover he does blows me. Like how could he not win. The best hotline bling cover so far imo

[danialiguess]

Oh I am 200% down with this.

[catmuva-deactivated20160604]

Im so conflicted.

[uglyassprettyboy]

I quit. Never singing again. YOU BETTER FUCKIN SANG! I damn near threw my phone when they hit that falsetto! YAS BITCH YASSSSSS

[dutchstore]

girl at a very important audition forgets her keyboard is in sound effect mode by chloe lmao