Shifting for Squidward

I'm Hadas, and I'm 24. I follow from @counterfeit-linguist, my main blog. Check the About Me for info about me. Feel free to ask me any question, the ask box is open and anon is on! Pfp is by Djarn on Picrew!!!

[mx-malachite]

!! Blog Moved !!

new blog is @shifting-perspectives

[shifting-perspectives]

Here's my new blog!

[mx-malachite]

!! Blog Moved !!

new blog is @shifting-perspectives

[shifting-perspectives]

Here's my new blog!

[mx-malachite]

!! Blog Moved !!

new blog is @shifting-perspectives

[mx-malachite]

Bruh i forgot about how I would just start arguments between my parents for just existing until now

I was just video calling with my mom and my brother and my stepfather comes in and just starts arguing bc my mom was talking about how the wifi is slow and video calling is eating up the wifi and he's like "then why are you video calling" and then she said "bc I want to video call" and I'm like 😀 I don't have to video call its fine

[mx-malachite]

i'm reorganizing and reformatting my linguistics notes from 3 years ago and I feel like I am going insane literally

[mx-malachite]

im re-reading my linguistics notes from university and I just think its so fucking crazy that language just doesn't exist

[mx-malachite]

no like, language only exists in the brain

nowhere else does language exist but in your brain

no one else has the same system of language that I do, because my system of language exists only in my brain

like, you dont understand me bc you speak english, you speak english because you understand me

[mx-malachite]

im re-reading my linguistics notes from university and I just think its so fucking crazy that language just doesn't exist

[mx-malachite]

just finished my application for the job in japan so now I can focus a little bit more of my time and energy into shifting

[mx-malachite]

Posting Update:

I haven't posted anything in a while, because I'm Busy With Work (I'm a teacher) and also applying for other (teaching) jobs.

BUT, I am working on writing out my personal shifting method, and I will be posting it here for you guys~

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[normal-horoscopes]

Was having trouble getting my woodburning stove to pick up the other morning. Did all the normal fire reviving tricks like a normal person and got nothing. Wrote 火 on a post-it and tossed it in there in annoyance. Fire started back up. :)

Literally the correct way to do magic

[normal-horoscopes]

“idk normal shit isn’t working lemme try some fuckin uhhhhhh runes”

[funeral]

Mnemonic for the beginner that presents in rhymed form a single word for each of the cards of the Major Arcana 

Donald Tyson, New Millennium Magic

[strangesigils]

“It Hurts When You Pee”

Draw this sigil on a picture of your target or a piece of paper with their name and date of birth on it.  Then take that paper or picture and crumble it up into a ball around a small bit of bread.  Then soak the whole thing in lemon or grapefruit juice and throw it in the trash.

[mx-malachite]

making an ouran high school host club dr bye

[mx-malachite]

my birthday is in 2 days and i am not excited

[mx-malachite]

my birthday is in 2 days and i am not excited

[mx-malachite]

i could make squidward happy

i could cure his depression