Me

[unown]

[semusepsu]

This is like the American version of that one British guy reacting to the tea

[what-even-is-thiss]

I'm never gonna feel bad about how much sugar I put in my coffee again because this chick just basically made a melted milkshake but worse.

[katesattic]

Look, I loathe coffee in all its forms, and even I know that drink is iced sugary milk with a hint of coffee and not an iced coffee.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[quaagsire]

god I love being queer

[itstrixiemattel]

i think about this scene a lot

[c-bassmeow]

i have reblogged this video more than any other post on this website. I STILL can’t believe how good this is. 

[usbghost-blog]

I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

guys listen

mermaids would have to be dark-skinned and chubby to survive in the ocean 

water isnt a great means of protecting oneself from the sun theyd have to be very dark if they were shallow mermaids and they didnt want to be constantly sunburnt and they may be paler if they lived deeper in the water but theyd have to be buff and/or chubby as hell to resist the water pressure and cold of the deep sea

what im saying is pale-ass white skinny mermaids are just unrealistic

[anxious-bi-bb-deactivated202006]

I love this tea

[shutyourmoustache]

[incorrectpercicoquotes]

Percy [reading a fortune cookie]: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same

Nico [with a mouth full of takeout]: kill two

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[unluckyrose]

scarier and better performed than any horror movie

[qozxe]

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

[lilyvonpseudonym]

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[grustniygoner-deactivated201904]

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[ampervadasz]

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[2guys1cup]

[gif87a-com]

[antifa-hulk]

[sexy-svetlana94-deactivated2014]

The actual smell of rain comes from plants. When plants are in drought they produce oils in replacement for waters. When the time comes and it finally starts raining the plants get their needed water and they release these oils in the air and the smell of that oil is what we call smell of rain

[lesbian-moon-gf]

the scent is called petrichor

[vivanlosancestros-deactivated20]

This is my absolute favorite smell