beauty in death

aleksandr / he/him / mad little poet

[valtsv]

so funny to me that some cats just come with built in eyeliner

[valtsv]

like can you imagine if there was a gene in humans that just made some people look really cunty from birth for no reason

[justsomeguycore]

the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

[justsomeguycore]

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[softwaring]

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern” ↳ "We?"

[toghomevideo]

[smallnico]

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

[glowcowboy]

we must believe the love is worth the risk of whatever comes after btw

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[beemovieerotica]

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like "hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss." is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like "broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let's hit some waves let's cowabunga let's swim with the fishiessss haha hmu" and then you find out he's poseidon

[triviallytrue]

[troutperch]

when I was a young kid I put on my dog's collar because I thought it was funny and my dad told me to take it off because it was "a sex thing" and I knew nothing about sex except that it somehow involved dog collars until I was like 11. unsure how this affected my psychosexual development exactly but it definitely did something

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Well, you are on Tumblr now, so that should give you some hints.

[troutperch]

should i just kill myself

[schrodingers-fyke]

I dunno tumblr user manlet suicide, should you just kill yourself

[digital-girl-preservation]

please please does anybody have the “i love my this” image please i can’t find it anywhere i’m getting desperate

[oliviawebsite]

[kosmogrl]

the scary part about getting better is that there's this constant fear that things will go back to what they once were

[anditslove]

[yellbug]

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

[fuckyoubaker]

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

[grecoromanyaoi]

see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.

[olrazzledazzle5]

Paint the town blue!!!!!