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Plural, 28, She/Her

[gray-lofi]

Taking the robot HRT

[enameledcoppergirl]

Do you wish to install new dragon features?

Yes

Remind me later

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[dragonkid11]

Mech should have radiators not because it makes engineering sense but because a mech fuming smoking hot coolant from its vents and its white-hot radiator struggling to keep the internal temperature down after firing off high intensity beam weapon or activating highly advanced systems is fucking hot.

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[crazysodomite]

[erratic-meowmeow]

[beatrice-teller]

The dynamic of AC6 is so funny to me it's just

handler Walter : "babygirl daddy needs you to go out there and kill anyone who owns less than ten billion dollars can you do that for me kitten"

Hound "world's okayest lobotomite" 621:

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[abymint]

hellsite

[xviolentxyouthx]

[shrineart]

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[ouppy-floret]

Y'know,,, I love it when the hellcreatures I share a brain with decide to do stupid shit,,,

Like decide a cold can of cambell's soup STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN with a SPOON is a GOOD BREAKFAST

= m=;

The worst fucking thing? There were toaster strudels in the freezer, which took a similar amount of effort, and were infinitely less fucking bleak.

My breath smelled like cold soup even after the strudels and a cup of milk. It was a bleak day.

Today however, has been much better. :3

[lilibecomingsilli]

Reblog to trade 10 iq for +1 cup size

[candiedbugs]

adding the important things to the kitchen whiteboard

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[wizardarchetypes]

your email found me at the grocery store irl. that's crazy that you gave it little legs and everything. it walked right up to me. everyone was so scared one person screamed when i picked it up. i said it's okay you just do this kind of thing sometimes. while i was reading, its little legs were just sort of dangling in the air. someone asked me if it's alive and if holding it like that made it uncomfortable. i told them idk i just get the emails i don't send them.

[wizardarchetypes]

[cutecipher]

99% of users on tumblr are some sort of gay as fuck animal

[esthermika]

incorrect, some of us are inanimate objects, like plushies or computer. also gay as fuck

[princesspaindoll]

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