oh worm? (kink space: dont like dont read)

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Hello

Could you please let me know the artist of your pfp? I’ve been searching for the artist for about 4 months now 😭😭

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Sorry I’m only seeing this now but i stopped using tumblr for a very long time. But if you’re still looking here is a link to the tweet that has this picture and many more.

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Hey!! I need help finding a fic I've been trying to find for a good month. It's an a/b/o fic that goes quite normally(i.e.wwx as an omega, jfm allowing him to cultivate because he didn't want him quashed in the same way as cssr etc.) and is reasonably long in length and multichaptered. I remember a key part of the fic was omega houses, and the fic kind of went in the same structure as the donghua(wwx resurrected, flashback to youth, back to present time). I remember that lsz was the child of WC and wwx(non consensually) and the author made a point that wwx would not learn to love lsz, as the point was rape recovery, and wwx seemed far more interested in ljy(an omega) post ressurection, who was not in an omega house because of plot development (i.e. The omegas in the Lan's omega house being burnt during the burning of the crss, and some reforms jgy made). There was also a part on him meeting some omegas in the wen sect during indoctrination and befriending them, bringing them to yummeng after the SSC. The fic is quite heavy, and deals with injustices in a different way than most a/b/o fics and I'm desperate to find it again!

Ok SO

I’m like 99% sure that you’re talking about ‘ and the calm is deep where the quiet waters flow ‘ by izanyas and I remember that fic because it got me shipping WWX and JZX.

Sadly it looks like not only the story but the entire account got deleted, which is a shame. Good news is that they also posted the story on their tumblr @izanyas! You can find the first chapter here 

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@lotsofrandomness also e is posting it here on eir website :3

Edit: changed the pronouns, izanyas uses spivak pronouns (e/em/eir)

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Have you seen this little comic/art on twitter? It's so angsty! It's about a pool in which you see the person you hate the most in the reflection instead of your own reflection. Guess who WWX sees?

Do you perhaps know a fic about this? Or maybe your or one of your followers could elaborate and show the others' reaction or WWX's behaviour after the last panel?

https://twitter.com/shizuntits/status/1263117509193957376?s=19

So I think that the person deleted their twitter account :( which is super sad because I did see the comic you’re talking about and it was beautiful. 

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Sad to see the translation is gone 🥺 they did many translations (with permission of Chinese & maybe Korean mdzs fancomics) the original art is here from what I remember of the translation (correct me if I'm wrong) they were investigating rumors of a pool that showed your greatest enemy/who you hated most. The juniors don't see anything, slightly disappointed, WWX claims to see a man he once had enmity with. I can't recall if he reveals that he was just joking or not ( but I can see that happening) Jingyi takes offense. then it pans back to what he truly sees.

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Welcome to Dark Lan Zhan Week 2020!

November 8 - 14

AO3 | Twitter | Join the Discord (no minors 🔞)

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Prompts

Day 1: Non-Human AU | Family | Obsession

Day 2: Dual Cultivation | Reincarnation | Jealousy

Day 3: Manipulation | Older Lan Zhan | Modern AU

Day 4: Demonic Cultivation | Righteousness | Time Travel

Day 5: Captivity | ABO | Marriage & Divorce

Day 6: Lan Shan Wins | Sacrifice | Lust

Day 7: Free Day

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Rules (Condensed)

All fanworks accepted! Art, fic, edits, playlist, cosplay (just don't tag with cosplay bc legal issues)

Tag with warnings & corresponding day.

NSFW fics must be tagged, NSFW images need sfw/censored preview & link to full work.

Collabs welcomed, remember to credit!

New works only. Add to ao3 collection if you're posting to AO3

We welcome all dark Lan Zhan content! The prompts are optional. You can opt to do one prompt, two prompt, all 3 prompts in a day or even none of them! As long as it's dark Lan Zhan content, we will retweet it during the week! Late submissions are also welcome.

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Note: I'm not a mod for this but I'm happy to promo it, the works I read so far are amazing. I joined the discord and it's a lot of fun. I mostly lurk but occasionally pop up in the chats.

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Wen Xu and the other Wen planning to attack the Cloud recesses go up the mountain and just... disappear. So does any Wen who goes looking for them. It turns out they're being put to very good use as musically-hypnotized whores for general Lan use.

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In a world where alpha is super rare. Wwx is the only alpha, every one is either beta or omega. Everyone including the lans (lxc, lwj, lqr,qhj) wants wwx to bend them and put his pup in them- filling them to the brim. Wwx loves using lwj as his cock warmer, look at that jade face now crying out begging for his cock.

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Take care of yourself and niblings, that's the priority. If you like, though (since it's kinktober) you could post one or two prompts and ask the rest of us to fill them! Could be fun!

ahhh!!! The month is almost over and there were so many events happening but I am not big brained enough to do much right now. Aside from Kinktober, I know Niecest Week 2020 has passed, bingjiu week just finished, dark mxtx month is happening and I believe dark Lan Wangji week is next month. I'll make a post linking to these events later, but you can search Twitter for it until then.

Trying to teach children is hard, so many repetitions and try to not get frustrated bc they're still learning. Teachers really do deserve better pay. every time I think I got them all caught up, I am proven wrong but we are getting close!

Anyways that does sound like a good idea, if any is interest I'd love to see it. I'll release two asks y'all are welcome to submit a fic for it in case you want to remain anonymous or you could reblog/link it. I'll tag it with no reply for easy finding. Maybe I'll do my own response later on.

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Everyone fantasizes about NMJ fucking them but NMJ wants to be the one getting fucked! With every guy around wanting to bottom for him he has no one to turn to- except for his beautiful Baxia! Hes roughly fucking himself on her hilt every night and loving it.

I mean I would also bottom 😛 this would be the perfect time for Tumblr to let me use gifs bc *insert I volunteer as tribute gif* Nie Mingjue already taking it from a sword, so pegging won't be that big a difference.

Ohhhh but he wants to try a real dick one day. Baxia - such a big beautiful sword - isn't too thick nor can she cum inside NMJ. That lovely ass deserves a cream filling. Imagine someone, maybe Wen Ruohan, finding him fucked loose and taking advantage of it. 🤤 Mocking NMJ saying whoever used him before didn't think he was worth coming in, completely unaware who NMJ's real partner is. Defiling him, filling him to the brim with cum and leaving him like that, fully believing NMJ would be ashamed. But the man just wants more and Baxia is right there...

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How do we submit kinky posts here? I've tried twice but it looks like you never got them!

it might be but it's possible I got them, if you want me to check, send me another ask with some details of the prompt and I'll search, otherwise...

It's really easy to send kinky post: you can send an ask, DM me, use the submission box. BTW if you guys want to know how to do submissions anonymously, I can do a post for it since it's been asked before.

I am just one person, there's over 150 asks at this point so please be patient with my slow response time, I try to give a good answer to each one.

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Glad to hear it! Welcome back!

heyyy, thanks. mentally I wish I was full of horny thoughts but rn my head is full of Mo dao zu shi Q and now SV donghua. Too distracting OwO

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Oh nooooo! So sorry about your tablet!!!

Thanks for the concern but also Good news everybody, it seems I called time of death too soon. Two days in rice has saved it, tho it has a bit of trouble with keeping charge. it will stay at my side for god knows how much longer. But I'm already syncing, transferring etc, so expect things up this week mainly part 2 of that ABO bitching ask and part 2 of ♀️xiaoxue blood kink ask.

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Okay so remember that post about LWJs strict sleeping schedule and WC taking advantage of that?? You CANNOT tell me WRH didn't take one look at Literally Carved Out Of Jade LWJ and go "I'm going to break him." Because he definitely did. Like, WRH and his whole thing for being in power? And LWJ and his whole thing of being SILENT?? P l e a s e, WRH would make it his personal mission to make LWJ bend to him. Anyway, I'm glad you're doing okay! (Mia)

thanks Mia, hope you're doing good too. You're talking about this post right

Imagine being so temptingly fuckable that even an all powerful sect leader leaves his home, put his evil plans on hold, just to break your spirit and make you into his little fuck toy.

The Lans conditioned to sleep at 9, whenever they leave the Cloud Recesses they take herbs to stay awake. Unfortunately those were taken away by the Wens, leaving them vulnerable. LWJ - a quiet injured beauty - enduring the harshness of the education camp without a complaint. WRH is curious how much the boy will take. First he lets his men rape LWJ in the night, leaving him soiled under his robes. LWJ doesn't say anything but he becomes more vigilant, he flinches at others touch, setting up alerts. Useless really, with his power, he can undo them with ease. WRH decides to take over since WC is weaker and less patient. There's not much fun if his son will just gloat after a few days. It might enrage them but won't break anyone, after all the breaking of LWJ something to be savored. WRH leaves LWJ marked from his nails, red hickeys on his throat, cum leaking from his hole, lingering just as LWJ is on the edge of consciousness to laugh & mock.

But still LWJ doesn't falter, doesn't snap. But his body changes, the time spent in the camp doesn't feel long yet...his body becomes responsive to the violation. LWJ finds himself wishing the night came sooner, if only to have that burning stretch and renewed bruising. He doesn't know who it is but he crave that man. Maybe LWJ wishes it was...but that would never happen, he's not that sort of person. The morning he finds out, LWJ nearly chokes on his own tongue. Sect Leader Wen above him, leisurely thrusting into his body as if there wasn't the threat of a not yet awakened audience. WRH grins savagely, eyes gleaming as he increases his speed, enjoying the horror and pleasure blooming in LWJ's eyes. Now if only he would cry out, make them all aware of what he's suffered right under their noses.

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what do you imagine LSZ’s kinks and preferences are

oh this is actually a tough one for me. Out of all the characters I always felt that Lan Sizhui is the most adaptive/giving, he becomes what his partner needs rather than indulging in his own needs. Maybe service kink?

Maybe if he's pushed to it, he'll be more demanding. He'd be very verbal, not to the point where he needs to be gagged but to have the assurance that what's happening is what they both want. Oh wait, oral kink but like biting. So maybe he does need a gag bit or else he'll bite his partners but like in a loving way.

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LWJ having a pain kink, and WWX giving LWJ a handjob right after eating something spicy (before he’s gotten an opportunity to wash his hands), and then giving him a blowjob while there’s still some spiciness in his mouth

as someone who has repeatedly done this type of accident, the burn is not something I'd recommend. But this also reminds me of that one Tumblr post with the chef who finger blasted his gf using cream after fingering her with spicy hands. Real potential for hilarity or new twists on your kinks.

LWJ really is a different level of horny if he gets off to that. What if his pain kink evolved? Like at first it was just getting off to getting slapped, punched, pinched etc but then after WWX continuously forgetting to throughly wash his hands after eating spicy food. It changes; the lingering burn on his dick after a handjob, spicy oils transfered from WWX's mouth to the sensitive glands of his dick & it's trapped in by his foreskin. Ouchie but LWJ, that wild man he's enjoying it. The man initiates sex right after seeing WWX eat food that would cause death by spice to the average person. Good thing WWX catches on pretty quick. Like he'll indulge in this kink but LWJ please don't damage your weenie, WWX invests in a cow for milk.

Maybe this starts a milk kink for WWX. Seeing his hubby desperately fucking a small pot of milk or twisting a milk soaked cloth on his dick, does things to him. Maybe he drinks the soiled milk right after or accidentally starts the process again because he - with his spicy mouth - can't help but chase the trails of milk off LWJ's cock.

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Imagine WWX starts whoring himself out in order to provide for the Wens. A lot of men would pay for the chance to brutally fuck and humiliate the hated Yiling Patriarch and WWX is willing to endure it so the Wens can have a better life. LWJ finds out about it and goes to work out an arrangement with WWX where he's basically WWXs sugar daddy in exchange for exclusive access to that ass 💧anon

this got less fucky as I went on 🙈

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I mean the turnip sales aren't bringing much in and Wen Ning is there to make sure they don't actually kill Wei Wuxian...and to make sure they pay up. So it's not too bad, at least that's what WWX tells himself as strange men use and abuse him. WWX endures every degradation; choking on filthy cocks, swallowing all sorts of fluids - he vomits on more than one occasion and they just make him take it back, his ass torn from ill prep or too many dicks. All types of marks litter his body - bruises, teeth marks, burns and still healing wounds. But he endures.

With a limp to his gait, he and WN bring back money, food, clothes, whatever they need at the moment. He still spends time in his cave experimenting, fooling around in their vegetable garden, or playing with A-Yuan. WWX pretends to be fine until he can't. WQ scoldings, Granny & Uncle Four begging him to stop, and WN's sad looks don't affect him. It's seeing LWJ and hearing him ask if it was true, that shakes his resolve. WWX doesn't want LWJ to see him like that, much like he wouldn't want his siblings to do so.

"I'll buy your time." LWJ says, turning WWX's world on it's axis. "You don't need to do this with anyone else, just -"

Before he can continue, a stubborn & prideful WWX interrupts, "I can't take it without giving anything back. I'm not a charity case. I'll do whatever you want, even warm your bed."

And that's how WWX finds himself not only being bedded by LWJ but acting as if he was LWJ's cultivation partner. Traveling the land and helping out the people, returning to the Burial Mounds and making a life together, being spoiled by LWJ's constant gifts even if WWX did nothing to earn them. His heart flutters when he watches LWJ with A-Yuan, it brings up a happier memory. 'If only we were actually together, if only it wasn't about the money.' WWX thinks.

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JGY marries fem!NHS soon after JGS acknowledges him. NMJ only finds out after the wedding. He storms over to Jinlintai ready to murder his sworn brother for daring to touch his little sister. Instead he learns the marriage was NHS's idea so she could get close enough to take down JGS. She and JGY make a terrifyingly good team when they're working together. JGS never knew what hit him.

They really would be scary good couple, not people you'd want to go against. On the surface it looks like MY got taken advantage of, he had young Miss Qin chasing after him and instead he married the lazy spoiled Miss from the sect he formerly served. Word is any kid they'll have will only carry the Nie name. Really such a terrible thing for such a promising young man, even if he was a bastard.

But in truth MY wants NHS' resources - maybe one day he'll love her who knows, but reality was his father was a real bastard. After what JGS insulted Meng Shi, MY could no longer find the motivation to follow his father. Better to move up within the Nie sect. But it's NHS who brings the offer of marriage. It's purely selfish though, she likes MY at her side and if taking down JGS is what it'll take to keep him by her side then very well, NHS will work. They elope.

Meanwhile in Qinghe, NMJ is stressed because he lost the best assistant he's ever had and his lazy little sister has disappeared. Then the news comes that she's married?! And to that sneaky MY! How are they going to carry the bloodline with that sort of couple? (Lol Dage get married then) NMJ runs to Lanling, fully ready to tear up shit and yet he can't bring himself to do it when he watches them.

They talk about vengeance yet MY is gently brushing NHS' hair free of tangles and tying it up with ease. That action was as natural as it could be like they had been spouses for many years. Leaning on each other, head pressed close together as they whispered vital information to each other. MY encouraging NHS' ideas and even giving his own improvements on the execution. NHS massages MY's hands as she listens, knowing how his hands aches from writing often. NHS doesn't flinch at his more distasteful ideas and instead offers alternatives. After all they can't be suspicious nor can they risk their reputation.

Upon seeing their actions…NMJ got goosebumps all over. Those two, they’ve only gotten married a week ago, but yet they resemble a married couple that has been happily married for years. NMJ barely opens his mouth when NHS pats his hand, "Da-ge, don't worry meimei and A-Yao will be careful. Just focus on the sect; once we're ruin JGS to the point of death, we'll come home to help you."

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Fucking MY (due to something he inherited from Meng Shi) with the hilt of a Nie Saber sates the Saber Spirit for about a week. MY is kept tied up in the Nie armoury, for regular servicing of the sabers of every single Nie cultivator. Since they know MY won't live forever, they breed him continuously too, so that his kids can take his place when it's time.

thank God Baxia is just a big boi in most adaptions, imagine having to deal with the hole shredder that is CQL Baxia. Most sabers just have long handles, some of them are curved and Meng Yao likes those ones the best. At least those ones are enjoyable, only second to actual Nie dick. Though I can't imagine he'd be pleased with the arrangement at first, he never wanted to lower himself like that.

The number of complaints NMJ gets from his disciples when they put their weapon into MY only to find out that someone jizzed inside MY. And NMJ gives them a look like 'You are also part of the problem' since they just end up adding to the cum already inside MY after they see it's messy. The men have yet to sire a child on him - let's say it's an mpreg verse - but damn, all the Nie sect ladies are popping out babies.

MY out does his father in siring kids. These women all powerful in their own right just taking his dick whenever they want while they just his hole with their sabers, knocking themselves up with his cute babies. Not all the kids grow up to replace him, some of them get to be proper cultivators rather than weapon servicers. Who cares if the Nie sect is gonna devolve into an incestuous slurry, at least they won't qi deviate right??