the eternal mxtape

can't handle a steakshift

[mxmasters]

steakshift: yoOoOO happy pride month! whistl_stahp: thank you. steakshift: ... steakshift: this is the bit where you say "happy pride" back steakshift: since we're both gay as hell whistl_stahp: apparently I can't do that anymore. steakshift: WHAT whistl_stahp: not without causing some kind of containment breach steakshift: what bullshit is this whistl_stahp: idk I'm not cleared for the details. steakshift: "paratech" fuckin sucks. quit your job whistl_stahp: fuck you I won't do what you tell me. whistl_stahp: have a lovely June. steakshift: thanks??

[whistl-stahp]

recently uncovered old penelope drawings... expert estimations date these from around 2023

[mxmasters]

look at her!! such joy!! such whimsy! such -- wait is that another sailor moon pose

I think it is!

[valtsv]

obsessed with the concept of being haunted by yourself

[valtsv]

maybe you were someone you hate now, and that person remains a cold hand on your shoulder that says you do not deserve this. perhaps you had to destroy yourself and become someone else to escape something worse - but now they hang over you like a shroud. you abandoned me. everyone did, but you - you were all i had. and you left me to rot. maybe the life you could have had was taken from you - and isn't that a death of sorts? - and now it shadows your every step. you keep moving further away, but it follows. there's a ghost after you, and it wears a frighteningly familiar face.

[scp4palestine]

Commissions from @tsercele drawn by @nekofaust and @the-land-of-dreams respectively. Thank you so much for donating to SCP for Palestine! ❤️

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[rottingraisins]

meet cute: i find you in my motel bathtub covered in blood with neither of us able to recall the events of the previous day

+ bonus wren and penny designs under the cut

[hollydogs]

waking up in skipville.. to get ready for skipwork, at my skipjob

[hollydogs]

butch swag wren masterson realness

[hollydogs]

more mxtapes... for my mxtapes

[hollydogs]

i want you to embrace me closely and gauge my limit!

[ikksnay]

more wren with bonus penelope for @tsercele cuz I like her

[mxmasters]

The device looked like a toy. A handset made of cheap plastic, linked by wire to a shapeless hunk of electronics. Nevertheless, the gadget worked as advertised: it chirped and buzzed and spat out little chunks of bitcrushed audio, beamed in from god-knows-where. It was too early in the day for an actual conversation, but that never stopped Wren from babbling.

"All I'm saying is, that you deserve a break. When's the last time you had a day off? Take a vacation, or some shit."

"Mm." Penelope sipped her coffee. Bitterness tempered by milk and sugar. "Can't."

"Why not? Nobody takes breaks in 'paratech'?"

"Well, for one... there's a Person of Interest who keeps calling me up at random. God knows what they'll do if I leave 'em to their own devices."

"Hey now. Being the devil on your shoulder is just one of the many services I offer."

"Mmm." Another sip of familiar sweetness. "Speaking of devices... I thought you didn't like phones."

"I don't! Hence the VOIP gadget."

She turned the microphone over in her hand. "And in this context, 'VOIP' stands for..."

"Uh... 'voice over inexpensive plastic'?"

Penny sighed. Amusement, or exasperation? Both. Just another day working with the janitors.

She tried not to linger on just how much fun she was having.

[ikksnay]

fanart for @tsercele of wren from her scp tales but like, in a much worse-off universe,

[mxmasters]

SCP Foundation Researcher Penelope Gore listening to SCP-4581, as illustrated by Dr. Vikki Lost!

[hollydogs]

mxtape doodles :3 penelope and wren and one (1) jude

[rottingraisins]

keep circulating the tapes

[sinn0hh]

[footlongdingledong]

love when theres a character whose entire existence is spoiler tagged by default. go behind the curtain boy

[mxmasters]

Don't worry. That guy never really mattered.

[mxmasters]

the embarrassing part?!

brace yourself, folks! we've finally made it to

THE EMBARRASSING PART.

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

[mxmasters]

Penelope Gore has a plan. Safety precautions be damned; she's going to approach her nemesis at a convention, gain their trust, and worm her way into Gamers Against Weed.

Wren Masterson has a problem. They're being called out on their anomalous activities in a public space. If it were just one person, blabbing away, they might be able to deny everything and move on… but it's not just one person. This Time, There Are Two. A new entry in The Eternal MxTape!

[mxmasters]

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