mxngiee_manhii

"𝑰𝒇 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎, 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒆." 🕷🗡

[mxngieemanhaa]

cardan: oh i love jude so much shes the greatest i love her to bits shes awesome i never wanna let go of her if she leaves me i think ill die shes really gr:

also cardan: exile.

[bingazer]

BING’S SLUMBER PARTY EVENT!

EVENT TAG -> #the slumber party 💤 ‧₊˚ ᥫ᭡

ACTIVITIES LIST

BAKING COOKIES -> Template here! Make your cookie, tag people to join in!

#cookie decorating 🍪 ‧₊˚ ᥫ᭡

TEA TIME -> Share a random secret / silly story in someone’s inbox anonymously, then the recipient has to guess who you are. (to specify that this is part of the event, leave a 🫖 or ☕️ emoji in the ask)

#tea time 🫖 ‧₊˚ ᥫ᭡

TRUTH OR DARE -> Pretty self explanatory. Start a truth or dare thread by sending asks or tagging!!!

#truth or dare 🤫 ‧₊˚ ᥫ᭡

reblog to participate!

@clydetourmaline @his-littlefox @sweetreveriee @gnolaheart @angelbellx @lililovesmor @morloveslili @isaidimbatman @rizzgoddessans @beabeebeee @addamselinadress @ijustwantmycoffeback @letmeliveinelfhame @balladofareader @sombrefee @thedirtylittlescoundrel @wish-i-were-heather @kit4strophe @viivdle @merlinsleftit @viviiduarte @lost-in-elfhame-help @mortalqueenofelfhame @sitting-in-a-library @pr1ncessn1casia + anyone else that would like to join! boyfriends/husbands/whatever: not allowed!!! ❌

[mxngieemanhaa]

let me in pls ill be the iggy 🙏

[mxngieemanhaa]

how I imagine disagreements between Jude and Cardan would go (fae cant lie):

Jude: That doesn't even make any sense. I hate you.

Cardan: I ha-

Cardan: ahem

Cardan: I ha- mmmmm

Cardan: I h- dammit

[mxngieemanhaa]

WoF be like:

Tsunami, starflight, clay, glory: 🗡💥

Sunny: 😁🧍

[mxngieemanhaa]

cardan: jude:

[mxngieemanhaa]

"Do you remember in my maze garden? How I kissed her while you watched?"

"I recall that your hands were on her, but her eyes were on me."

[mxngieemanhaa]

Valerian: Jude:

[mxngieemanhaa]

[kaipaedyn]

judecardan with their babies, this is the cutest thing ever

🎨; honeyypears

[mxngieemanhaa]

THIS HAS TO BE CANON @hollyblack

[mxngieemanhaa]

cardan being 1 inch away from being 6 feet tall is just the most cardan thing ever

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 2 today

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo

[proudlyunicorn]

Update: guess who became a big brother yesterday?

[gleerant]

[i-say-ok]

OK!!

[adangerousapple]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

Yesss the tumblr lesbians post

[prettygrrlwho]

AWHHHH

[mxngieemanhaa]

this is actually the best thing ive seen all week

[mxngieemanhaa]

i feel like cardan in the mortal world would be him buying out all of the highlighters in sephora and jude yelling at him for wasting money

[mxngieemanhaa]

violet: *breathes*

tairn: I want this one. This one's mine.

[mxngieemanhaa]

how i feel after mispronouncing 90% of fantasy names

[mxngieemanhaa]

cardan: give these letters to my wife

lady asha: ok

also lady asha:

[mxngieemanhaa]

cardan while jude was exiled: i miss her so much

jude while she was exiled: *finds out every possible torturous way she can murder cardan*

[mxngieemanhaa]

"you are to be my bride" 😨😨😱😱😱😱