MxScully

Current obsessions: XFiles, Taylor Swift, Ted Lasso

[mxscully]

Scully takes Mulder's check to the bank for him in Monday (6.14), which really lends credence to the theory that they've been casually married since like season 3.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[eleanorreadsandwritesromantasy]

At this point literally anything helps.

[mango-mingi]

For my upcoming mid terms, semi finals and finals. Please.

[kimlockholmes]

Eh fuck it let’s do this not like i’m gonna lose anything anyways

[bonafidehero]

Love how Skinner is in on the delusion of their relationship. Like when either one of them come to him asking for help to save the other he does that stare deeply in their face thing for just a little too long, like he knows exactly what they’re asking and why they’re asking it. He's like are they in love? YES! Are they together? NO! Are they married? YES.

[his-strange-eyes]

Mulder and Scully hate going into the office on Valentine’s Day because they *do not* know how to be normal about it

[dnscully]

what x files episode should i watch?

i just spent 2 hours of my life making this flowchart wtf

click to enlarge

notes: not every episode is on here and i didn’t rec much past season 7

[5bi5]

[mxscully]

Scully's submissive side emerging right before our eyes.

[and-the-rest-of-the-universe]

Mulder: Scully, would you still love me if I were a worm?

Scully, from the other side of the bed: Mulder, it’s 3am. Shut the fuck up.

Mulder: *sighs*

Scully, going back to sleep:

Mulder, lying on his back staring at the ceiling: :(

Scully, half-asleep, mumbling to herself: I loved you even when you were in another man’s body.

Mulder: You love me???

Scully, sitting up in a rage: Mulder, we’re MARRIED.

[emmafallsinlove]

Give me back my girlhood, it was mine first.

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[lost-my-soup]

@amtrak-official

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is so me, I really really want good cities and high speed frequent transit

[pirpintine]

riker wife guy moments

[enigmaticxbee]

XF Smut - Fic Recs

Looking for something to read after your partner bolts at the mere suggestion of a little motel room fraternization, leaving you all alone and more than a little frustrated? Here are some smutty fics to keep you company:

Drunken Dalliances:

march 18, 2000 by @softnow

Tasting More Than Wine by @scullyfemme

Wine and Whiskey by Samwritess

Montresor, Mon Ami by @leiascully

Forgetting by @tatooedlaura-blog

spring by @ms-starlight71

die siedler von by kittenscully

Sexy Snowed-In by @peacenik0

Motel Room Rendezvous:

Sweet Release by @sunflowerseedsandscience

Tit for Tat by @ peacenik0

Free Merlot at the Cool View Motor Court by @sarie-fairy

Pre Menstrual Scully by @ sarie-fairy

If You Had to Choose? by TV_Saved_The_Teenage_Girl

When the Lights Are Off by @storybycorey

Just Shut the Hell Up by @ storybycorey

Something That’s Not Soup by @ storybycorey

It’s Just Pretend by @ storybycorey

Several Times Scully Got Locked Out Of Her Motel Room In Her Scanties by DanaScullyMakesMeFeelAutopsyTurvy

Hurl Clichés At Me by @ leiascully

Haint Blue by @aloysiavirgata

Unbidden by @phillippadgettwrites

Katy by @ phillippadgettwrites

Chopsticks by @somekindofseizure

Show Me by scootybloon

underdog takes the title by @wtfmulder

Accidental Stimulation by @danascully77

Battle of the Sexes by @freckleslikestars (WIP)

Fraternize by @admiralty-xfd @gaycrouton

Mosquito Bites by @scullygolightly

Office Affairs:

Horny Scully by @ gaycrouton

Rendezvous by @ admiralty-xfd @ gaycrouton

Temptation by @crescentmoon223

Subterranean Pool by @ somekindofseizure

Off the Clock by hellsteeth

Hard Work by @starwalker42

In Flagrante by @ leiascully

Nocturnal Dalliance by @suilven

Public Displays of Affection:

The Airport by Jess (aka the Chili’s fic)

Soaked by spooky66

Blind Spot by @alienqueequeg

Bittersweet Release by adara

high stakes, baby by intrepidment

10 by Shannon Kizzia

Consorting by @monikafilefan

Manual Labor by @piecesofscully

Too Much, Just Right by @soft-thrills

trapped in the closet by @ wtfmulder

Riding the Whirlpool by Pufferdeux

Undercover Swing by @2momsmakearight

Red-Handed by @sisterspooky1013 @xfmaweezy

Running by @ scullygolightly

In the Rain and the Mud by @ scullygolightly

Birthday Girl by @ storybycorey

Calculated Risk by @ sarie-fairy

Couch Copulation:

By the Law of Averages by @mldrgrl

Inevitable by @ gaycrouton

Frisky by @ gaycrouton

Heavy Petting by @ gaycrouton

Epididymal Hypertension by @ sarie-fairy

Three Letters: Ten Points by @icedteainthebag

Trust by @stellaxxgibson

Car Coitus:

Mud Lick Fic by @ somekindofseizure

Eight Weeks by @inuendo-outuendo

Parked Cars by @ sarie-fairy

Phone Foreplay:

Phantom Pains by @skepticalshoulderpads

Show Me by ArtemisX5

Telephone by @ phillippadgettwrites

First Time For Everything by @ admiralty-xfd

A/S/L? by @skinfull - cybersex

First Time Fraternization:

Attachment Theory by @ skepticalshoulderpads

Consummation by @ starwalker42

She Tastes Like Candlelight by mizdiz

Stay by @ storybycorey

Risky Business by Shannon Kizzia and Satina

A Night Without Living Without by @ admiralty-xfd

Mine by @lepus-arcticus

Sound Conclusions by @ sisterspooky1013

Record Scratch by @ skinfull

blame the weather by @ softnow

Established Relationship Romps:

Ceremony by @darwin-xf

Midnight Snack by @scullyfemme

the best that I can by @ softnow

again, and again, and again by @kittenscully

Homecoming by TheAddict4Dramatics

Third Time’s a Charm by wonderland

Gravity by @ ms-starlight71

Straight Out Of The 3-Pack by DanaScullyMakesMeFeelAutopsyTurvy

Switch by @ phillippadgettwrites

Lapis by @ phillippadgettwrites

Creatures Stirring by @ phillippadgettwrites

Familiar by @ phillippadgettwrites

Miscellaneous Monkey Business:

Happen at Once by tree - Scully/Ethan but really MSR

Curiosity by Finding Fiji - watching porn together

Be Kind, Rewind by @ gaycrouton - watching porn together (WIP)

Baseball Metaphors by @ leiascully - fake dating

America’s Favorite Pastime by @ phillippadgettwrites

Partners With Benefits by @ gaycrouton

Anything At All, Scully by @ danascully77

Rebound by @ phillippadgettwrites - pre-XF

The Science of Sex by @if-the-seascatchfire - Masters of Sex AU

[jerico3193]

[frizz01percy]

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

[xan-thos-blog]

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Do not like

[secret-unicorn-sierra-blog]

Keep. Reblogging.

[dawn-machine-official]

If we reblog enough we could save it

[vwidjojo]

Reblogged at 1.7 M notes

[weirdo09]

reblogged at 1.8M notes

[earhartsease]

how did this lose over 5k notes

[cybermax]

I’m glad we cost Yahoo 2 billion dollars.

[cybernetic-divinity-deactivated]

it’s like a perfectly preserved body at Pompei

[d0n-d13g0]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[grissomesque]

[x]

[nerdygaymormon]

[maryoliveoil]

The thing about The X-Files is that there’s like 200 episodes and two movies, and none of it makes any sense. And half of that is some of the worst crap you’ve ever seen. But then Mulder gazes at Scully or Scully raises an eyebrow or a psychic who can only predict the specific way a person is going to die shows up for an episode, and you’re like this is the best thing TV has ever had to offer.

[dumbtrannybitch]

The reason Joseph knew Mary didn't cheat on him is because he knew Mary was Trans and she was begging to god for Joseph to get her pregnant and god helped a bad bitch out

Mary was a trans woman

Share this to make Christians angry

[dumbtrannybitch]

I really should have made or reblogged this post around christmas to get some traction, my hope is that one day this gets screen capped to a christian group that has such a meltdown that they make the grave mistake of giving me enough attention that I can spread my evil messages

[vaspider]

In all sincerity, OP, there is a mishnah that the reason Sarah laughed when G-d told her she would have a child wasn't just bc of her age but bc she, Abraham, or both were intersex or trans. I've had it come up multiple times in Torah study. So, I mean, the idea exists in Judaism. You could be on to something.

[foone]

I've argued before that Jesus is trans, because his only biological parent was female, therefore he should have XX chromosomes. But I didn't realize this great angle: maybe Jesus isn't trans, because Mary was.

Brilliant. Five stars

[xenasaur-archive-deactivated202]

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

here to add to the shitstorm hi guys i heard u want this to blow up

[trannydykepuppybot-deactivated2]

I have never heard this mishnah. I need to study more.

[mxscully]

I'm clergy and I approve this message.

[my-darling-boy]

I was sad until I opened the Sims and made a dog called Chocolate Milk and I think you should look at him

[queenofthewasteland]

i was sad until i opened tumblr and saw a dog called Chocolate Milk and i think you should look at him