Nie Huaisang: What is the worst deal you've ever made?
Jiang Cheng: I traded puppies and got Wei Wuxian.
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Nie Huaisang: What is the worst deal you've ever made?
Jiang Cheng: I traded puppies and got Wei Wuxian.
Shi Wudu, after watching Twilight: You're as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin... I know what you are.
Pei Ming: Say it. Say IT.
Shi Wudu, whispering: Iron deficient
Ling Wen: Why are you both so embarrassing
Jiang Cheng, hoarsely: Guess I'm losing my voice because of the cold
Wei Wuxian: haha that means you can't yell at us anymore
(4 hours later)
Wei Wuxian: so it turns out Jiang Cheng is scarier when he's quiet.
jiang cheng with the junior quartet in which they’ve outgrown their fear of him and they realized sect leader jiang is just a giant grumpy cat with mother-hen tendencies.
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if hualian invented love then fengqing invented couple counseling
my favorite fengqing dynamic is feng xin’s unstoppable ability to love vs mu qing’s immovable belief that he’s unloveable vs both of their incredible, overwhelming stupidity
Here’s a FengQing au
So the hair color swap donghua disguise has gotten me thinking. So these two have used the Fu Yao and Nan Feng disguises before, for this and that, and their thought process while making them was, what is the best look so that they will never consider that its me. And their dumb brains immediately go, I’ll look like Feng Xin/Mu Qing!
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I love cucumberplane friendship bc it’s like someone asks Shen Qingqiu who his best friend is and Liu Qingge and Yue Qingyuan straighten their backs expectantly bc they’re strong and upstanding cultivators with public histories of going the distance for Shen Qingqiu and then he just fuckin fishes Shang Qinghua out of a dumpster filled with paperwork, melon seeds, shitty porn, and regret
Shi Qingxuan: He Xuan made a kid cry!
Xie Lian: Why!?
He Xuan: It wasn't my intention, I just gave him a warning so he wouldn't mess with me
Xie Lian: what did he do!?
Shi Qingxuan: He accidentally bumped into He-xiong and spilled his fries
Xie Lian: and what did He Xuan do?
Shi Qingxuan: he threatened to eat all his barbies.
Lan Jingyi: Hello Sizhui? Can you come over my hands got stuck in a pringles tube
Lan Jingyi: Both hands yes
Lan Jingyi: Look it's not important how I dialled the number, can you please come over and help?
Shen Qingqiu: I accidentally killed Luo Binghe
Yue Qingyuan: I am calling liu Qingge
Shen Qingqiu: I meant kissed!
Yue Qingyuan: I AM CALLING LIU QINGGE
MDZS as Hogwarts houses pt.1
1. Wei Wuxian Gryffindor -Anyone who says he’s a Slytherin can come fight me, I’m ready -Yes, he’s ambitous and cunning -BUT he’s also brave, daring, reckless and would do ANYTHING for his family and friends -I also believe Yunmenjiang is Gryffindor so… -He’s so Gryffindor and I just can’t explain how much I need this I’m sorry -he can be a Gryffindor that strays to the wrong path for the name of good (which is literally what happened) -Playful and always in trouble -Probably the Gryffindor seeker
2. Lan Wangji Ravenclaw -Gusu Lan is all Ravenclaw yep -he looks good in blue….sorry -Probably a prefect -Catches Wei Wuxian red handed so many times Wei Wuxian is convinced he’s stalking him -He starts watching Wei Wuxian to make sure he’s behaving and accidentally develops a crush on him. -I’ll leave it to you if he plays quidditch or not~
3. Jiang Cheng Gryffindor -Lol he’s totally Gryffindor we all knew that -Definitely pretended not to know Wei Wuxian -Gets compared to Wei Wuxian a lot (WHICH NEEDS TO BE STOPPED) -Gets assigned to be head Gryffindor prefect an year early, that’s how powerful he is -of course he’s still a little bi- -Probably a beater
4.Lan Xichen Ravenclaw -Yeah, we all saw this coming too -Has the best riddle answers that doesn’t make sense but still does?? -The door hates it -Head Ravenclaw prefect -Everyone comes to him for help in studies, from all houses.
5. Nie Huaisang Hufflepuff -He might be one of the smartest manipulative characters I’ve met -But also one of the most innocent looking (Which is totally Hufflepuff vibes) -Probably made friendship bracelets for everyone -Idk why but his brother is probably Gryffindor?????????? -and expected Huaisang to be Gryffindor too but nope. -Huaisang is very proud of his house though -plus he’s very loyal to those he love (I mean he did ALL THAT to avenge his brother)
I have this whole headcanon that Nie Mingjue was the head Gryffindor prefect but was killed by He-who-shall-not-be-named (and it’s not Voldemort lol we know who). Which is why Jiang Cheng was chosen to be head prefect early.
6. Wen Ning Slytherin -He’s a Wen sect and has their ways drilled into him, no matter how much of a sweetheart he is, my best boy is Slytherin. -If Wei Wuxian can become a half evil Gryffindor he’s gonna be a good Slytherin -plus he’s a total badass when mad -And though he’s not cunning he’s quite ambitious and resourceful -He’s Slytherin, end of story.
Aight! That’s it for now, you’re free to give your opinions but please respect mine as well. I’ll be making a part 2 for the juniors, and if you request me any maybe a part 3?
Oh yeah, which house do you thiink Sizhui would be in??? Boy been everywhere.
Excuse me for not making my own post but like, contra-argument
Wei Wuxian Could be a gryffindor yes, but I raise you Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff
For once, hes an inventor and cares for knowledge for its own sake, instead of for power, he is good at art, hes chaotic, hes weird in a very Mad scientist way, and also hes very smart
On the hufflepuff front, hes very loyal and suprsingly hard working when it comes down to it, and he cares so much for his family and friends (ehich is one of the main reasons someone would sort him slytherin honestly).
Im personally leaning more towards Ravenclaw, but thats definetly personal Bias
Lan Wanji on the other hand.. Gryffindor. Reasons: Hermoine Granger, and by that I mean the way he interacts with rules and morality
Jiang Cheng, sue me hes a Hufflepuff or Slytherin thru and thru and just. His main values are Family and Sect and things like Legacy. Honestly I think both he and Madam Yu are just Slytherins, if he was a Gryffindor he wouldnt have put the well being of his family and sect over “the greater good” in such a pragamtical way
Lan Xichen? Is? A ? Hufflepuff ? No I will not elaborate
Huiasang I can see as a Hufflepuff, but I headcannon him as a Ravenclaw so bad, his main interest is literally art and literature. He does have the animal care which Is quite hufflepuff, and he is fiercly loyal, but hes also creative, a bit of a mess, acts like an airhead and extremly intelegent (He is not a slytherin for the same reason Im not. absolutely no ambition whatsoever)
Wen Ning. well what ambitions does our boy even have? Now see, Wen Qing is definetly 100% a Slytherin, but our boy Wen Ning couldnt be more of a Hufflepuff. He put his family in danger for his friend that he didnt even know That well? Hes extremly loyal and kind and hardworking? Yes he cares greatlu for his family, but he does it in a Hufflepuff way
I can definetly see where your headcannons on this come from, but also i think its really funny how the Jiang Family is basically 2 Hufflepuffs (Jiang Fengiman and Jiang Yanli) and 2 Slytherins (Madame Yu and Jiang Wanyin) and Wei Wuxian is just there like. Neither, no matter if hes a Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, and I can see the story paralell of put everyone from a villainous family in Slytherin, but it just doesnt work for our boy Wen Ning
Of course we all agree Jin Guangyao is a Slytherin, Mingjue I agree, probably a Gryffindor (which does add the fun dynamic of Xichen, wherever hes Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff being the mediator), Jin Zixuan I think gryffindor, Mianmian is very much a gryffindor, but the yellow clothes always make me think a bit of hufflepuff,
The Juniors… i have very little idea other htne Jin Ling is either in Hufflepuff or Gryffindor and Jingyi is definetly in Gryffindor, Sizhui. i just. dont know
Also I recognise that I just placed the Lan brothers places without much reasoning But I do have reasons for it just takes me a lot of trying to put words to connections that seem so obvious in my mind that I avoid doing it. It goes like : Lan Zhan something something morality, something something the rules untill its shown theyre not the most moral, something something yeah he protecc library but so would hermoine, and he acts a lot like her in class just less loud. yes i do find quiet gryffindors hard to comprehend but I feel like if you out him in the good hogwarts house quiz (the primary and secondary one thats quite long) hed come out Gryffindor in the end, because to him being morally 1upstanding is more improtant then the rules and impuslive
And lan xichen… he doesnt care that much for knowedge and also he smokes pot behind the greenhouses with the other puffs
You just improved my headcanon by a mile and I love it so much!!! It's amazing how's they fit into perfectly into so many houses, but i guess i was trying to keep the sects as together as possible. Jin Ling and Jingyi are definitely Gryffindors, but Jingyi being a unravenclaw ravenclaw is just funny for me. Yeah I have no idea where to put Sizhui either....
Thank you for your opinions! I genuinely enjoyed reading it~
Kidnapper: We kidnapped Quan Yizhen
Xie Lian: Quan Yizhen? Are you sure?
Kidnapper: Yes.
Xie Lian: Lmao good luck then. *hangs up*
[2 hours later]
Quan Yizhen: *breaks down door, covered in blood, wood splinters and chicken feathers*
Xie Lian, putting his book down: Are you bleeding?
Quan Yizhen: It's not my blood.
Hua Cheng: Heard you were kidnapped...
Quan Yizhen: Wait, I was?
TGCF as questionable things people has done (HS ver.)
We’ve all had those moments where we witnessed or heard someone do something strange and it never left our memory. These are those moments.
Hua Cheng: Attempted to buy the tests answers for his boyfriend. Attempted to bribe the teachers for the test answers. Was going to hack into the school system to get them but was stopped by said boyfriend.
Xie Lian: Got into a fight with the school janitor who tried to throw away a sandwich found on the floor.
Feng Xin: Passed out because a girl asked him to hold her earrings
Mu Qing: Carries around laminated memes and holds them out in front of people’s faces with the blankest expression.
Shi Qingxuan: Got his hand fan taken away from him and came with a giant fan stand the next day.
He Xuan: Backpack inspection. Teacher spent 4 minutes emptying out the varieties of snacks in his backpack. Then convinced the teacher to give them all back because there was no proof he had been eating in class.
Ling Wen: Tried to teach pigeons to read
Shi Wudu: Made around 50 origami swans. This was the same day when the kid brought the giant hand fan and he sat next to that kid. Had every single swan blown away, he just sat there in dead shock.
Pei Ming: Had his backpack stolen. Only to be found later filled to the brim with chocolates and love letters.
Quan Yizhen: Got caught for sleeping during maths. Teacher woke him up to answer a question. Answered it perfectly went back to sleep.
Yin Yu: Dug a grave for himself in the school compound.
Qi Rong: Found having 15 lighters, filled with perfume.
I just finished reading 'The Reader And The Protagonist Definitely Have To Be In True Love" And I wanted to recommend it to y'all.
It's also a transmigration novel about a reader and protag that was betrayed by many, but he learns to love the world with the help of the reader. (the reader is his world)
At first you may feel that it is like SVSS, but I assure you no. I did feel the characters were quite flat at first but the progression of the story was amazing and I was completely engrossed before I realized.
It is very self conscious and has you questioning your whole existence at one point. The story can be kinda complex and both the main characters go through a lot for the sake of the other.
But in the end, the reader and the protagonist definitely have to be in true love! Right?
Give it a try. You won't regret it.
Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, what is your dream?
Luo Binghe: This disciple wishes world domination, Shizun.
Shen Qingqiu, panicked: Perhaps you should reconsider. Now tell me, who are you closest to?
Luo Binghe: Shizun. Shizun is this disciple’s world.
Shen Qingqiu: hm.....this master is happy to hear that.
-2 years later-
Shen Qingqiu, jumping out of bed: W-wait-