Luo Binghe: do you ever wish you were a bird that hurt its wing by flying into Shizun's bedroom window and he'd come outside and gently fix your wing with his big hands and feed you worms.
Ning Yingying: what the fuck

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Luo Binghe: do you ever wish you were a bird that hurt its wing by flying into Shizun's bedroom window and he'd come outside and gently fix your wing with his big hands and feed you worms.
Ning Yingying: what the fuck
Yue Qingyuan: Can you come collect your freak of a husband, please? He's doing things.
Shen Qingqiu: No, I set Binghe loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.
Luo Binghe: Ooh you want me so bad
Shen Qingqiu: I don’t know where you got that information from
Luo Binghe: The voices in my head telling me
Feng Xin: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Mu Qing: That's great,Feng Xin. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.
jun wu: tell me at least one of you is straight.
xie lian: ...
mu qing: ...
feng xin: ...
shi qingxuan: ...
yizhen: ...
shi wudu: *slowly raises his hand*
pei ming: *holds shi wudu's hand and puts it down* bro, don't even get me started.
Wei Ying: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Lan Zhan: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Wei Ying: Seize the dick.
[a dramatized but not unrealistic portrayal of the Qiong Ding and Qing Jing peak lords] Yue Qingyuan: Shen Shidi I- Shen Jiu: SHUT UP OR I'LL BITE YOUR DICK OFF! Yue Qingyuan: ...do you promise?
learning after effects by. doing whatever this is, apparently