wanderlust

24, f Florida

[pettypunani]

Reblog if you're still in 2013

[pettypunani]

reblog while you still can

[gentlemanbones]

Time to fuck with the future.

[animentality]

Goncharov broke containment.

[broomsticks]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

[kdinjenzen]

A trans woman chooses the name Eurydice for herself but pronounces it like Yuri-Dice because she’s wlw and loves TRPGs.

[kdinjenzen]

Visit Original Link

Because people in the tags and comments kept saying "WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE IT!?" I decided to record audio for this post.

Please enjoy~! <3

[kdinjenzen]

THANK YOU! I worked hard to build my at-home voice over booth.

It is my pride and joy. :3

[metukika]

clarification

[evbobev-deactivated20221106]

[wizard0rb]

rehehehehe

[localadmin]

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

[jayskull27]

[androidboy]

part-time position. weekends forbidden. MUST NOT BE AVAILABLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. always greet customers coldly and ignore your team members. looking for someone who can take directions terribly. must be horrible at math, crumple under pressure, and add more sorrow to the atmosphere. this is an unfriendly workplace, we all hate each other here, and we’re looking for individuals who disagree with our viewpoints.

[hasufin]

Bank's hiring, I see.

[memewhore]

[weaver-z]

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

[teddymedley]

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

[weaver-z]

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

[weaver-z]

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

[silentauroriamthereal]

I don’t know who wrote this or why, but this writing is just *chef’s kiss*

**Editing to add: I now know that this was said by Lindy West in her book The Witches are Coming. Good to know! 

[loveismyrevolution]

This is gold!!!

[katedrawscomics]

“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

[girldaddean]

the jared talks about supernatural moodboard

[girldaddean]

remember when jared was talking about how he only reads from a script and then goes home. and this is how they all reacted to that.

[injuries-in-dust]

Comic made by PetFoolery.

I thunk they just stumbled on an amazing plot for Zootopia 2!

[browsethestacks]

👀

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is just Monsters Inc.

[superjustaguyblog]

I think you mean Monsters, Inc but for furries

[twitblr]

Love this! Stay safe folks (x)

[martinkhall]

I suggest changing that to: “I am invoking my right to remain silent. I am invoking my right to an attorney.” Current phrasing leaves too much room for you to get lawyer dogged.

[atomicc]

Saw a sad wet beast at the grocery store today

[saltystingray]

@atomicc OP i am an inconsolable mess over this beast

i had to draw this beautiful creature, they captured my heart. i love them.

[funnytwittertweets]

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[transmechanicus]

​lie on your stomach and it’s like ( • )( • )

[jerseymuppet]

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

[jerseymuppet]

Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.

[jerseymuppet]

The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!

[xeptum]

heart cat !!!