I'm all the love that could make it today

Honestly: :)

[etirabys]

…i did not expect to be touched while skimming a reddit thread on fetish origin stories

[milooomilo]

that dudes fetish is called: being a loving and caring dude

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

straight guy: *has a human emotion* straight guy: this…this is a fucking good fetish my dudes!!

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

[c-bassmeow]

she is so FAKE 

[6balls]

today @ lunch i was sitting w/ a bunch of my kindergarteners and they started to discuss what each other’s “deepest fears” were. one said “being killed” and the other said “loving people.” i was like y'all…….you didn’t have to be that honest

[joshpeck]

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[megurashkarchived]

why would you choose any other career path other than becoming some kind of scientist @ those of you in university

[seventeenirishmartyrs]

brain not work too good

[brucebocchi]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

No.

[ace-pervert]

yes

[itscoldinwonderland]

YES

[yourownpetard]

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

[lisbon]

[googoogooby]

Me

[midwestraisedmidwestliving]

[comradesaucegay]

me before following ihatejonarbuckle: jon seems like an okay dude

me after following ihatejonarbuckle: jon arbuckle is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. he’s extremely misogynistic, a reckless driver, and as a cat owner his behavior is revolting!! he chose to adopt garfield, yet he acts as if his cat is a constant burden while constantly victimizing himself and neglecting his pets. like what kind of monster would feed his cat food that’s clearly not appropriate for cats to eat, and then have the heart to shame him for being fat? awful!! jon is just an evil and sinister man whose behavior is literally inexcusable, and mr. davis needs to make him face the consequences of his actions

[autumnlum-deactivated20141217]

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

[wizzardhat]

I lived bitch

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[euo]

Can you please explain to me what is the meaning to the movie Donnie Darko ?

jake gyllenhaal is so fine

[pyrlspite]

character: *isn’t 100% good or evil*

The Internet: hello naughty children it’s Discourse time

[twistedkate-deactivated20180308]

character: *is actually 100% evil*

The Internet: defense squad uwu

[zagaspect]

character: *is actually, truly, for once 100% good*

The Internet: um actually in issue 9374 page 297 line 2 they said something that the villain also said way back in issue 27, so sorry sweaty but they’re actually a bad guy

[mystical-flute]

Reblogging for the last one.

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

character: *requires olympic mental gymnastics to be construed as evil*

matpat: HELLO INTERNET

[in-love-with-a-gay-girl]

[justneckbeardthings]

in case anyone was wondering what a female neckbeard is like

[cartnsncreal]