Tonda Gossa!

Logan || 27 || they/he Icon by @hitrones on twitter

[xenosagaepisodeone]

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

[bagel-bird]

Just went to update my email bc it’s being decommissioned, and realized my one for this account is already long gone. Going to try to update the email, but I have a funny feeling tumblr will lock me out for good when I do.

If we’ve talked before and you ever want to chat, drop me a line!

@eiffelforyou on discord

If my account gets perma-locked, mrs Obama, it’s been an honor o7

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[jynxycodone]

Its a testament to the heartiness and adaptability of humans, the fact we've managed to settle in some very inhospitable environments like the Sahara desert, the Tibetan plateau, the Himalayas or the central united states.

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

midwesterners have developed a genetic adaptation to their habitat that allows their body to extract oxygen from car exhaust, dairy product, and beer more effectively than other peoples

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[diamondsandlemons]

It's Always Funny in Sillydelphia

[sandmandaddy69]

[ratica]

hmmm

ORONGE

[bluejello]

MOOBARU

[evilvillain123456789]

i would have loved to been an idealized hypothetical for you. if only i had been aborted...

[ampervadasz]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

[evilvillain123456789]

They r saying that theres a new kind of nicotine alternative thats actually good for pregnancies hecause it elongates the childs head, gives them leathery skin and bestows upon the child a grim, insect-like countenance. Ya its the one theyre selling on The Adam Friedland show. Dude i know this one girl her baby already knows how to talk but only communicates in a series of clicks and trilling noises

[dragongirlbunny]

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[xeppeli]

go hell you

mothor fuck of a shit

[prehistorymaker]

How does this have 12,000 notes?!

[xeppeli]

ya ya ya bullsh fucking lie

[delphiniiidae]

gun

[xeppeli]

gunass

[dogpuppy]

[unknownorigins-uo]

[3000s]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[monster1994]

sweet kindness tabby with big paws for hugging

[memeuplift]

[bitchesgetriches]

The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There

[cyko-tik-tabaxi]

Every library I've ever been to also has free wifi that won't track you like the corporate wifi spots at restaurants do

[teaboot]

My local library has an online movie and audiobook catalogue that you can access from home with your membership! And it’s free!!!