I'LL etc.

they/them hey sluts im lucy. enby. highly bisexual. 32 gosh darn years old. let's line up our capitalist overlords against the wall and blow their brains out! 🌈💯💖

[frontmansdog]

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[transfemininomenon]

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[zoesupreme]

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

[oneheadtoanother]

[segamascott]

[viralfrog]

[jeekoftheweek]

farmers tell stories like "when i was a boy me and my brother got stung by sting worms"

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[rocketbirdie]

whatever these two have going on

[psilocervidae]

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

[psilocervidae]

Look at her don't you love her

[saltwaterandstars]

For my birthday my best friend got me a set of glasses that, when you stack them, look like a fish! Genius!

[lemodoe]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[moon111111]