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don't u ever tell me to kill myself ever again lestat, look, telling people to kill themselves sometimes works, that could have been me on the tracks just like your stupid band mate. words hurt people, lestat!!!!

wizzard890

lestat: what if there was a great female vampire who was immensely powerful but needed me? what if she was made of stone so she could never leave or say something cruel or sit up or go anywhere without her keeper (me) her caretaker (also me) her child (me!!)? what if I showed her things that were interesting and exciting to me and she responded in ways I could construe as approving? what if the only thing I knew about her is that she is the progenitor of us all and I had no choice but to devote my life to caring for her and keeping track of her nightmarish fragility that could doom us all even though she has never asked for it because (again) she can't speak or protest?

also lestat: my relationship with my mother is fine.

dqrkncss666

Slandering Marius with my bestie Akasha must be my new fav activity

skyrigel

moonydee

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

songstone

This is what happened right?

carnadelions

unfortunately re: the serving cunt line you can just tell the writers have become too cognizant of fandom. i do not want diegetic references to lestat popping his pussy any more than i want armand playing minecraft or saying he's too wife to be cancelled for abuse. like i get that this is yet another thing to seize and emphasize how absurd lestat can be and it does track with his propensity to update his vocabulary but you need to remember that this is a 268-year-old vampire from the french colonial empire whose achilles heel has always been literacy and who spent the second half of the twentieth century to the early 2020s in self-imposed, haggard exile. he's not deep in the trenches on tumblr or stan twitter he's getting duped by ai reels of anthropomorphized dogs on youtube

my-mind-is-a-weapon

You would hate the fact that book Lestat is obsessed with Walmart and Armand with the cutting edge new technology of the 70s- the blender then. I fear it's always been this way but we perceive them as "old references" so it doesnt feel odd to us in the big 2026.

ladypaperwriterson

"You simply cannot trust Louis, he's a completely unreliable narrator and every single thing he ever said should be put to question! It's so good that we finally have Lestat's version, which is obviously the only true one - so good to finally have a reliable narrator!"

The reliable narrator:

littlegirlinvisible

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 3.04: The Devils Road TVLTwT/IWTVTwT Version.

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spending-life-pretending

“why would armand even go to that concert it was clearly a trap” bro he is a self-destructive masochist. have we forgotten the situation with the children of darkness so quickly. “the vampire armand spotted at humiliation ritual” yeah and fork found in kitchen cmon now