We all have monsters inside.

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[my-monster-inside]

Here's the social security number of a crazy bitch that wont leave my family alone.

643-26-7925

I can give her name, phone number, address, ect too if wanted.

Someone do something. Ruin her credit, ruin her life, something.

[sadtastical]

[my-monster-inside]

I have the name, phone number, email address, and physical address of a woman that has tormented me for 2 years now and im at my breaking point. Can anyone seriously fuck with her? I dont care how, prank calls to something extreme i dont care.

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

[my-monster-inside]

For fucks sake stop sending me or anyone else unsolicited dick pics you disgusting creetons. No one wants to see your pathetic mushroom that looks like its just been scolded by its alcoholic father for getting last place in its little league tournament.

[spork]

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how

[mentalhealthmartini]

my brain saw the slippery slope of unhealthy coping mechanisms and grabbed a fucking sled

[speedlimit15]

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[sheglows]

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

[nepofledgling]

[constantneverland]

All you need is someone who will crawl into bed with you, kiss your forehead and binge watch Netflix shows when you’ve had a bad day

[thebootydiaries]

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

[my-monster-inside]

Who doesnt love boiling water at 5 a.m. to give your baby a bath because you have no hot water but he had a blowout. 🤦‍♀️

[frawgs]

If you ever hear me breathe deeply it’s not because I’m annoyed it’s because I forget to breathe sometimes

[sxcietyfeels]

My best .

[yousaveeveryonebutwhosavesyou]