WearyMermaid

Emily. 22. English Literature Student. Person who likes things etc.

[nevver]

Matt Shirley

[durnesque-esque]

I fixed it

[dankxsinatra]

Elephants have learned highway robbery

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[britttaperryhasmoved-deactivate]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

[donttwalkaway-deactivated201302]

you have the rest of the day to reblog this

[jaubaius]

Switching Pendulums

[gotterhag]

y I watch this for like 9 mins straight

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Cottagecore this, traumacore that, all I care about is warpcore cause it's being pushed to the breakin point and I'm givin 'er all she's got captain!

[polytropic-liar]

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

[likeadog]

putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy

[likeadog]

chris pratt couldnt have even been an EXTRA in kung fu panda. jack black couldve done starlord.

[toadelevatingmoment]

[macaulayandco]

what is this

[tessonaut]

monty python at their best

[trailerparkofmydreams-deactivat]

Masterpiece.

[plurdledgabbleblotchits]

The Philosophers’ Football Match

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hyrude]

STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!

[c-kiddo]

[hollowboobtheory]

this is my new favorite video

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

No, it doesn’t stop. It never stops! Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is? How dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or, God, even studying! But I have to save the world… Again. Buffy Summers in Every Season → Season 2

[miiilowo]

tumblr is the root of half the internets trends and memes

[miiilowo]

the curse of being on this website is knowing that shit like cottagecore and dark academia and the obsession with mushrooms and whatnot started on this godforsaken platform and not tiktok

[feralfens]

the mushroom thing started with a fucking shitpost where it ends with "you cannot kill me in a way that matters" "im not fucking scared of you!"

"op what does this mean" "decay is an extant form of life"

I KID YOU NOT

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

[jasper-rolls]

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[jasper-rolls]

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means