My Weird Ass School Istg

I go to American public school That’s enough background information

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day: i’m sorry the fuck??

“for a while on tiktok duolingo and life360 were dating”

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day: public school is so goddamn weird

my ap music theory sub laid on the group to hammer a piece of a music stand that he broke back into place

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day: well it’s been fun

there’s a diesel leak from machinery next to the classroom i’m in and the school knows and is just like “won’t kill you! stay in class!”

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day: i don’t update anymore but holy shit

someone flashed someone else (consensually) to win a theater game in my theater class

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day: fUck sigmund freud

my mass media teacher: so what do we know about sigmund freud?

me: too much. also he sucks.

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day: i love public school /s

my math class was in the auditorium today because our teacher was absent and we have no substitute teachers in our whole school system. in related news: they might have to shut down school if more teachers get sick bc they literally don’t have enough subs.

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tw holocaust mention/possible antisemitism i’m not sure

oh boy my world history teacher is walking a bad line by comparing the Chinese-Japanese war to the holocaust.

“The violence that happened at the invasion of Nanjing is kind of on par with the violence of the holocaust in Europe. I mean 6 million people didn’t die so that’s different but the brutality is kind of the same.”

buddy?? what the fuck???

6 MILLION PEOPLE IS A BIG ENOUGH DIFFERENCE TO MAKE THEM NOT ON PAR AT ALL

understandable that the invasion of Nanjing was bad but i do feel like 4+ years of death camps is not the same as a single event. /gen Not to be picky or anything /s

general rule of thumb: don’t compare anything to the holocaust. don’t do it. it’s bad.

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my chem student teacher: he has some of his brain baby stuff on mars

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my geometry teacher: I think this is a really interesting concept, also I spent a lot of time making this and I just want to show it off.

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the only thing that’s universal across the american education system is

“the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell”

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When I was in eighth grade, I was in band class with my best friend and she kept messing up and so the band teacher held a tuba over her head

absolutely wild man. our middle schools band teacher walked out of class once and drove home during the class

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my chem teacher: if you remember one thing from 10th grade chemistry please let it be paws-ative

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my chemistry teacher: knowing that taking a serena williams serve to the head could kill you is kind of cool

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my student teacher: we have a little warm up question just to get our juices flowing

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my latin teacher: we don’t have a word in english for fish-fighting gladiators

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day: latin is great

my teacher: guys you need to stop me when i’m being an idiot

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just remembered how there was a “disturbing content” warning before we learned about the Aztecs and their human sacrifices but there wasn’t one before we learned about the Black Plauge despite the fact that we’re literally still in a pandemic that’s taken millions of lives so that’s fun /s